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My Balls Are Itchy

The definition of my balls are itchy literally means that your balls are itchy
So stop sitting on your ass googling the most worst shit u could possibly search and get a life u fatty
Guy: Yeah dude look away for a minute
Other guy: why?
Guy: Cause I gotta itch my balls real quick
Other Guy: Oh yeah no problem dude why didn’t u just say so?

Other thingy example

Guy: Hey u know what we should do
Dude: yeah what?
Guy: We should search up my balls are itchy in the urban dick
Dude: yeah sure but u know this is just gonna come up with nothing and ur gonna get known as being gay
Guy: Oh dude don’t worry dude, let’s search it up
Dude: Fine
*gets this definition*
Guy: Fuck

Also this was all wrote while itching my balls
by Morgan Boy June 27, 2020
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itchyballitis

when ones scrotam is itchy and needs to be scratched. Usually caused by intercorse with someone with crabs, or lack of cleaning of genitalia.
After a week without showering, I had sick itchyballitis.
by joe shmoezal June 9, 2007
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Itchy anus syndrome

The feeling you get when you take a shit that requires a lot of wiping only to realize that it wasn't quite good enough, thus the itchyness of the anus,or itchy anus syndrome (IAS).
I took me a good shit earlier, but after walking a bit I realize I've developed a case of itchy anus syndrome (IAS.)
by Elmo Blatch April 22, 2017
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Itchy Date

Craig: What's up with you?
Patricia: I had it away with Keith and now I've got an itchy date!
Craig: You'd better get that checked!
by BiffTastic March 4, 2019
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itshouldntvebeenclint

she is a really underrated talented editor and a good friend of mine. she’s amazing and I love her sm. she’s a shifter aswell which is amazing. she’s deeply in love with peter parker and is in a relationship with him.
it’s defining someone that shifts for peter parker

“I’m shifting and my bf there is peter parker.”
“OMG ARE YOU ITSHOULDNTVEBEENCLINT???”
by shifter111333666888 April 12, 2022
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The Itchy-Scratchys

When using narcotic pain killers prescribed by a doctor, such as Morphine or Oxycodone. One unpleaseant side effect (Some people enjoy it too) is "The Itchy-Scratchys". This is when you feel itchy all over your body and face and sometimes it feels "So Good" or "Heavenly" to scratch the skin where it itches that you can break the skin and still want to scratch it because it itches so bad.
Wow, after taking one of my Morphine 200mg pills i have "The Itchy-Scratchys" like a mother****er!
by Darrell Abott December 29, 2008
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The Itsy Bitsy Spider

A sex position in the shower with a traditional bathtub. The woman balances herself by putting both arms and legs on the edges of the tub belly side up while the man penetrates her on his knees with the shower running.
Jacob and I took a shower the other day and we did The Itsy Bitsy Spider
by 4 Dudes in a Band November 15, 2019
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