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ISIS 2.0

A group of retarded wanna-be ninjas that use 10 terabytes of gay goat porn daily
Nick: yo Anton let's join ISIS 2.0 they have ninja suits

Anton: naw thier gonna show us their weird gay goat porn vids. That is not what I wanna see.

Nick: oh

Anton: you are so weird don't go near me

ISIS 2.0: ALLAH AKBANG

Nick and anton: oh crap
by swaghetti and memeballs March 26, 2017
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ISIS

A sad group of goat fuckers that also have a fetish for cutting off human heads and blowing themselves up. *WARNING: WILL SHIT THEIR PANTS if a U.S. Marine approaches. Be sure to bring baby wipes*
Hey did you see that youtube video of ISIS members rolling down that hill and shooting pottery? I'm pretty fucking scared bro.
by YourGirlCallsMeDaddy July 13, 2017
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Vanilla Isis

White Native born American Terrorists who commit mass shootings, rapes, send out mail bombs and make up for over 70% of the terrorism nationwide.
Did you guys hear that Vanilla Isis shot up 20 more people at a club last night?

"Vanilla Isis is on the prowl with their big pick up trucks and MAGA hats again so hide your kids"
by Primoisms November 9, 2018
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ISIS

ISIS is a terrorist organization that is known around the world. They are know for killing people, and then being killed themselves. Many people fear ISIS because of their expertise in summersalting, crouching in a a half dead garden and blending into common house plants. They also have a extreme motorcade of white SUV's from the early 2000's. ISIS also have high quality gear such as black robes and pre-used AK47's. Well know for occasionally having sex with goats.
Man 1: Dude ISIS is so scary!
Man 2: I know I am extremely afraid of them being able to summersalt!
by The Silly Chili March 29, 2015
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ISIS

Isis is atm mostly known for being the worlds most brutal terrorist group.
Isis is also an Egyptian goddess.
Btw, hate on Isis not normal Muslims!
Isis: ALLAH AKBAR!!!!
by Purpose Inc. May 30, 2016
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Isis

The eldest daughter of Amun Ra who fathered children by spurting them from his penis. His first child, Osiris, was the consort of Isis and became the first great god of the overworld of men. His second child, Set, craved the office of the overworld as he was relegated to the underworld pursuant to the ascendance of Osiris. Isis was the third, the first great goddess of the overworld; cow-headed mother and responsibile for the instruction to mankind in all matters agricultural. Nephthys, her sister, followed by Horus, the youngest brother, round out the happy family of 5 children.
I have heard an interesting concept; that the name of Isis is translated into Hebrew by inserting the feminine letter Shin into the unspoken name of God, spelt then Yod He Shin Vov He, which is Jeheshuah, or the Hebrew name of Jesus.
The worship of Isis exists to this day, with Iseums, Lyceums, Groves and Priories located throughout the world.
by mischa aleksandr May 31, 2006
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Isis, the Egyptian goddess of rebirth remains one of the most familiar images of empowered and utter femininity. The goddess Isis was the first daughter of Geb, god of the Earth, and Nut, the goddess of the Overarching Sky. Isis was born on the first day between the first years of creation, and was adored by her human followers.
Unlike the other Egyptian goddesses, the goddess Isis spent time among her people, teaching women how to grind corn and make bread, spin flax and weave cloth, and how to tame men enough to live with them.
by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ August 4, 2010
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