Irish seven-course dinner

a six pack and a potato, also known as an Irish seven-course meal or an Irishman's gourmet delight

His idea of a hot date is an Irish seven-course dinner before hangin' at the 7-11.
We had an Irish gourmet delight with some ketchup for dessert.

by adam_before_eve September 24, 2005

mala head (irish slang)

a person whos head looks like a 3 year old made it from play-dough. its large and roughly shapen. looks like it was sculpted on the shape of a gimpy rock. not very plesent to look at at all.

mála also irish for bag, term can also be used to display the fact that they're face should have a bag over it because of the fact its just so fugly

'' yo man check tha' fool out, hes gota biggest mawla head ive eva seen dog''

''that girl has a mala head'': stating she has a fine ass body but a ugly face (irish slang version of butterface)

mala head (irish slang) for butterface

by the lad..... lad March 9, 2009

Traditional Irish Save The Marriage Baby

A practice in cultures, most commonly believed to be originated from Irish heritage wherein the couple decides to have a baby instead of getting a divorce or actually working on their problems through healthy means. ALWAYS amplifies the problem but due to traditional views, the couple therein stays together and them and them child suffers. The classic "Stacking Shit on Shit" situation.

Nell and Hayden can't stop arguing every day.

We thought they were headed for divorce but they just announced they're going to have a baby. Ah, the Traditional Irish Save the Marriage Baby. Poor kid..

by Martini Drysdale March 3, 2021

Irish slut

"Niall your a Irish slut"

Niall: BEING 22 AND STILL A VIRGIN GOSH HARRY!

Harry: Nialler it's called being Normal

Niall: BEING NORMAL YOUR 22

Harry: AT LEAST I'M NOT AN IRISH SLUT WHO FUCKS LIAM TWENTY FOUR SEVEN!

Niall: OH YOU TAKE THAT BACK *Starts running after harry throwing socks at him runs into Liam* oi sorry Liam

by Tommolinson July 13, 2020

Irish Slip n' Slide

When you open someone's legs and spit on their balls.

There was this guy at the bar last night and he thought I was gonna give him oral. I gave him an Irish Slip n' Slide instead and got outta there.

by wigglingpicknobble July 14, 2023

Irish Sunglasses

Comes from the stereotypical way Irish men beat their wives, so that Irish women are often seen with a pair of black eyes that resembles sunglasses.
Can be applied to any women with a black eye given by a man.

"I heard them fighting last night, and saw her leave the house this morning with a new pair of Irish Sunglasses"

by The Good Captian December 21, 2009

Irish Spring

It is the act of dropping the soap while a leprechaun proceeds to run through your legs hitting your test tickles. Which have been painted gold yelling, “there magically delicious ”.

Hey little laddie, wanna pull off the ole Irish Spring?

by PoochPop June 25, 2020