the invention

The invention is a device that helps u get really high when smoking a joint. Essentially the invention traps the smoke off of the cherry of the joint then after your hit of the joint u inhale the smoke you trapped. It was invented by Wyatt but now he no longer uses his invention because he says its N A S T y

Dude passs me the invention my hit is up you curly haired fuck

by megaputter March 3, 2011

Inventededed

When you have recently created an object

"I just invetededed a new thing"
"Inventededed isn't a word"
"I just inventededed it. Shut up"

by Your Porn History May 22, 2017

All intensive purposes

What people say when they misheard "all intents and purposes". It means "all things considered."

For all intensive purposes, most smart people have something worthwhile to say.

by zilesaxet November 30, 2016

incentize

verb
What the boss likes to say when he's explaining how to get your business partners to act in what he thinks is your best interest. It falls somewhere between "encourage" and "coerce". Ironically, whatever it is he's trying to "incentize" them to do is in their best interest anyway, so "incentization" really isn't required at all.

"We need to incentize them to only buy the number of parking places they need."
"Why would they buy parking places they don't need?"
"That's why we incentize them!"

by theghostlight October 9, 2008

inventered

To invent something stupid

My buddy Rhett inventered a new word.

by Chuck Norris II November 9, 2013

best invention ever

The Bong.
The physics of this device are purely brilliant, allowing stoner's to smoke in style instead of burning our mouths and lips smoking joints.

The bong is fully the best invention ever.

by Diego September 29, 2003

poker incentive

1. Also known as intuition
2. The feeling of confidence one gets when making stupid calls on a draw.

"Why the hell did you just do that?"
"It's called poker incentive"
"Do you mean intuition?"
"What are you, female?"

by G October 1, 2004