10 Degrees of Intoxication

An ordinal scale of intervals which outlines the madgnitudinal steps from sobriety to complete intoxication.

|Sober|

1. buzzed
2. tipsy
3. drunk
4. crunk
5. hammered
6. wasted
7. shwasted
8. plastered
9. fucked up
10. gone

"Jeez. Melissa is hammered!! I think you should make your move now. before its too late."
"No. I'm waiting till her boyfriend leaves."
"dude. By that time, she'll be gone."

-10 degrees of intoxication-

by HeroicFlow [benk514] February 18, 2009

Sleep Intoxication

The state of sleeplessness where it seems like that one is drunk. This usually comes with goofiness, stumbling around, and just plain acting crazy.

Person #1: *giggling crazily at the farting sounds of the ketchup bottle* That's nasty! *continues to gigglesnort*

Person #2: How much sleep did you get last night? It sounds like sleep intoxication.

by Rokara January 1, 2010

intoxicity

One's level of drunkenness, how intoxicated you have become.

What was my intoxicity level last night?

by JDollar January 4, 2009

rim soft INTOXICATED

meaning "I'm sort of intoxicated" in drunk-speak

"rim soft INTOXICATED" said the drunk friend
"oh shit, not again"

by Iaccidentallydroppedmyvagina February 9, 2012

Intoxicated

A state in which someone is incapable of normal speech, actions or thought due to the ingestion of excessive amounts of alcohol and/or drugs.

Last night Bob went home with that ugly slut from the bar. He must have been pretty intoxicated.

by Genetically Modified Ego December 5, 2004

intoxicatee

A member of a group where the intention is to get intoxicated together.

For the sake of the other intoxicatees...

by M. Waters January 11, 2009

Intoxicatee

A member of a group where the intention is to get intoxicated together.

For the sake of the other intoxicatees...

by M. Waters January 11, 2009