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Intersection Crossers

Pl n.: Pompous douchebags who adhere to no traffic laws and think that the words "dont block the box" means free-for-all-clusterfuck.

More commonly known as New York City Jews.
One day I'm going to vent my road rage by mowing down some intersection crossers.

OR

Why isn't that goddamn intersection crosser in a windowless room managing my money?
by DblockGeneral August 19, 2009
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cockslap interception

When youre slapping your cock across a girls face and she grabs it mid slap with her teeth looks up at you and growls
I never even knew nice girls could pull a cockslap interception. I only got that from back alley Ho's before
by flapjackal May 23, 2015
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Intersectional feminist

The intersectional feminist guides the children safely across the street
by Sting6996 March 6, 2018
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Intervention Drunk

adj. A level of drunkeness acheived successive to shit-faced, wasted, hammered, smashed, etc...

Side effects of intervention drunk may include but are not limited to: sexually transmitted disease, memory loss, vomiting and nausea, dizziness, whiskey dick, unorthodox sexual practices (bukkake parties), TV camera crews following you around and reaquainting with relatives who previously did not give a shit about you but now read to you sappy letters about how glorious you previously were.
Jim: My buddy is coming over and says he wants to get intervention drunk this weekend!

Neil: Are you sure that's safe? My brother did that once and now he's at Sunny Palms rehabilitation Center.
by Stiffany Praznik August 12, 2008
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Social interaction

Something you hate doing, don't you?
Person 1:sup dude
Person 2: *Naruto runs the fuck out*
Person1:guess he hates doing social interaction(s)
by Crixz June 21, 2018
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interception

Any pass that Eli Manning throws during an NFL regular season.
Eli Manning went 5/18 interceptions with 4 completions
by serphas September 8, 2014
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divine intervention

The belief that a heavenly being will interfere in human situations so bad that nothing but an act of God could change the outcome for the better.
Now, the Browns winning the SuperBowl - that would take some <i>serious</i> divine intervention.
by LittleNuccio July 21, 2005
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