Instajam

When a bunch of instagrammers jam a sidewalk or set of stairs, usually in a tourist area, posing for pics with total disregard for everyone else trying to use the walkway.

I pushed through the crowd on the viewpoint stairs to find an instajam of girls posing. After I got past the instajam the stairs were totally empty.

by Endlesssummerduo June 12, 2022

Instalock Jett

A Valorant hard-stuck gold-plat player that instalocks the agent Jett within 0.001 seconds of agent selection. Through out the whole 25 round game, they manage to somehow have the K/D/A of 3/19/2. They usually are paired with a "pocket sage", and blames everyone but themselves.

Gecko: "This guy sucks!"
Reyna: "Yeah, well, its an Instalock Jett. Surely, they will suck."

by SLUDGEHAMMER6969 June 4, 2024

Instafuckingcart

When you're in a rush or excited to get something instacarted to your house so you tell someone to instafuckingcart it

Dude, just instafucking cart it. We're too high to drive

Instafuckingcart the world bro

by Ttess1 August 14, 2025