instamance

n. near inevitable romantic relationship arising out of the sex-hungry state created by vacation

Instant Romance: just add summer camp.

Guy: Man I can't get a girl friend
Wise Man: No problem, go to that summer camp your parents are trying to send you to.
Guy: But it's a church camp and I'm a virgin.
Wise Man: Perfect! Religion, repression and tents make the perfect conditions for an instamance.

Guy 1: You still talking to that blonde you met on the cruise ship?
Guy 2: Tropical instamance is especially strong.

I think Danny and Sandy from Grease is my favorite instamance.

by mytime_notyours July 20, 2010

instafame

Fame that comes instantly from a great photo on instagram.

"Damn, dude, this photo is going to bring you crazy instafame as soon as I post it on Instagram!"

"Wow, you're about to be instafamous once I upload this photo to instagram!"

by dathair May 28, 2013

Instadon

An instant erection.

Emmy flashed me her tits on webcam and i was like WOWAWEEWA, i got an instadon..

by el ramo November 4, 2010

instamanwhore

A young adult male who consistently likes unneccesarily revealing photos of females on the social networking site Instagram.

Have you seen all those slutty ig pics John liked? He's such an instamanwhore.

by whispersinthedark October 26, 2013

Instafam

Friends who you met on instagram and who you are extremely close to

I miss you too instafam

by Ziggy_h May 30, 2018

instacancer

The cancer of Instagram, and the detrimental effect on peoples minds who live their life through social media

I can't stop looking at Instagram, it's given me instacancer.

by daveuk123 October 8, 2020

Instaham is great

A super swag Swedish artist with a totally healthy obsession with Garfield

Guy 1: Did you hear Instaham Is Great posted again?
Guy 2: Yeah, I’m totally not concerned!

by Penisman91038 August 7, 2021