instahorny

The unexplained phenomena of becoming instantly horny.

Jessica was mentioning giving me head, and i got instahorny.

by driz February 17, 2007

instafire

Instafire: To be fired instantly. An immediate, without question, brutal firing. to be fired or to fire someone in an instant.

If Alan does not stop emailing me stupid crap, my boss is going to have instafire me.

Getting caught with a kilo of coke in my office would result in instifire

by Mattsolit February 24, 2006

instapreneur

1. An entrepreneur or home business based out of Instagram.

2. A company that markets, create awareness and sells through Instagram

She is an instapreneur, she grew her business by introducing quirky designs.

by The Enthu Foodie October 12, 2017

Instacreep

One who creeps on their live feed on home page while on Facebook.

If you click refresh on the live feed on Facebook more than 10X in a minute you are an Instacreep.

by MyNameIsKatie February 9, 2010

Instahoe

A person, male or female, who likes a large amount of someone's photos (spamming) on Instagram in return for a SHOUTOUT, or S/O

Man, that instahoe spammed me AGAIN. Maybe if I give her a S/O, she'll control her double-tap.

by deangelo_raw December 31, 2012

instagorge

A dozen or more consecutive Instagram posts from one friend that dominates your Instagram feed.

Jessica just posted an instagorge from her wedding last week.

by redneck hipster August 29, 2017

Instacraze

Random new trend as found on Instagram. I.E. homemade slime or weird eye-brow trends.

Person A: “Have you seen that feathered eyebrow trend?

Person B: “Dude, I don’t keep up with the latest Instacraze”

by AlyxD May 22, 2018