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Insecure

Being insecure is when you hate something about yourself. For example, some people are insecure about their acne, or their flat chest. And being insecure sucks especially when you're insecure about everything. And it takes a LOT of time and patience to get over your insecurities, and sometimes you never get over them. But I want you to know that you are a badass bitch and you are sooo beautiful and hopefully someday you realize that. But your brain just does this thing when you look at yourself where it points out all of the bad things about you and it's really difficult to train your brain not to do that. But it isn't impossible and its worth giving a try.
Summer: I'm sooo insecure about my acne!!
Lilith: I know right?!?!
by Mochabear22 March 16, 2020
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insemination

The act of ejaculating in a woman to get her pregnant.
My insemination on Jane last night was a success. She is definitely pregnant.
by NumericSpy18 December 3, 2017
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Insectoid

Coined by Timothy Leary to describe the consciousness of the average joe. It cares only about survival, breeding, and dopamine influx (beer, drugs, sports). It has no higher mind, no real philosophy other than a generic, borrowed, and shallow outlook adopted by its immediate culture. It lives essentially to replicate its genome and any use of intellect beyond this is merely a feedback loop for its ssurvival and breeding goal.
"Watching all the insectoids march along, seem to know just right where they belong"
by Dayrel November 3, 2018
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Artifistal Insemination

An act in which a man will masturbate and ejaculate into his hand.
Armed with a full hand of semen, he will make a fist and forcefully thrust his fist into his female companion's vagina. Once inside, he opens the fist and releases his seed deep into her uterus.
John and Jessie couldn't concieve, so john tried the radical new method called artifistal insemination.... There was blood
by shame-us October 18, 2008
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Arm triangle of insecurity

A special pose used by women while taking photographs in an effort to reduce the appearance of arm fat. It is performed by standing at an angle towards the camera, with the exposed arm in an akimbo position. Typically, photos such as these appear on Facebook and dating websites. Also typically, the women who strike such a pose are fat and/or insecure about their body image.
Girl: Hey girls, let's all take a group photo
Guy: Wow look at those fatties using the arm triangle of insecurity, all at the same time.
Girl: Omg, we look amazing!
by dunderball August 14, 2012
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insensitive clod

Someone who makes a seemingly innocent remark but still offends somebody.

Originated in "Calvin & Hobbes 14-02-1986" and is a widespread humorous response to a comment on slashdot.org
Comment: If the Windows emulator for Linux is Wine, I guess the Mac emulator for Linux would be Mace?

Response: It's a "compatibility layer", you insensitive clod!
by Verlorenes Metallgeld August 11, 2008
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inserplatitudeous

Adjective: the state of being a flounder. Inserplatitudeous people tend to glide instead of walking and have facial defecations. They are often very cocky and tend to want to fight people.
Hello Rick, did you see that kid glide across the lunch room?" "Yes, that was very inserplatitudeous of him.
by Seymour Hatasses December 28, 2010
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