infatuation risk

A person who has a crush on you who you must avoid or ignore to prevent him or her from thinking your are interested.
Also, a situation where a person would find him or herself the center of unwanted sexual or amorous attention.

"Man, that ugly girl, Katrina, has been crushing on me for months. I'm trying to stay away from her because she's an infatuation risk."
"Don't bring your hot straight guy friends to a gaybar. That's an infatuation risk."

by dancinjansen March 8, 2008

masturbatory infidelity

Cheating on your right hand by whacking off with your left hand. Whether it be due to feeling like you're getting some strange or because you are seduced by your left hand wearing a sexy glove or mitten,it's still cheating.

I fell victim to masturbatory infidelity in a moment of weakness. I saw that sexy Dora the Explorer band-aid on my left thumb and couldn't help myself.

by wolfbait51 June 4, 2011

Infatuation

Infatuation is a correct definition of love at first time. Its a short-lived love that doesn't last long.
Its also what we call 'crush' in this recent times.

Eddy's love for me was just a mere infatuation

by Stannaso May 5, 2015

Infatuably

When only two people believe they are in love far beyond infatuation.

The teenagers felt (infatuably) connected but it lasted only a month.

by Phoophoo February 18, 2017

Infinicorn

This is a rare case of your run of the mill unicorn, but instead of one horn, an Infinicorn has infinite horns. In order to facilitate this, an Infinicorn's horns are constanly falling out and regrowing. This means that the Infinicorn must constantly keep moving, lest it drown in its own horns. To avoid this, the Infinicorn must run with the very edge of the universe and is the only being capable of moving at the speed of light. Once the universe stops expanding, we need not worry about being killed by it collapsing back on itself, as we will already have drowed in the Infinicorn's mass of outcast horns.

"mmmmmph", last words of many who have met with a Infinicorn.

by cam cam cameronzzz January 7, 2009

low dog infidel

ALL ISLAMIC MUSLIM FILTH ARE LOW DOG INFIDELS AND UNCLEAN AND MUST DIE!!!

LOW DOG INFIDEL KAFIR!!!

by SATAN'S INFIDEL April 14, 2017

Infidelamsterdam

Used to describe a sophisticated metalhead that respects other people. The founder is Infidelamsterdam from Youtube; subscribe to him.

1) He's so smart, he's an Infidelamsterdam!

2) Infidelamsterdam is smarter than the dalai lama

by Cr3scendo December 23, 2010