This should only be used if someone threatens your life with Ur family reunion homosexual communion or ur family tree LGBT. If you use this insult, the person and their immediate family will fucking dissipate into thin air. (WARNING: BLAST RADIUS 300 MILES)
Ken: Hey Robert
Robert: stfu ur UR FAMILY TREE LGBT
Ken: *calmly states* Ur day infinite gay
*Robert, his family, and 300 miles fucking disintegrates*
Robert: stfu ur UR FAMILY TREE LGBT
Ken: *calmly states* Ur day infinite gay
*Robert, his family, and 300 miles fucking disintegrates*
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When him and his 2 best friends are driving in the car listening to meaningful songs they all felt "infinite".
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The executive board, in their infinite wisdom, decided to make the meeting during finals week mandatory for all members.
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