A less-noticeable, thick patch of embarassing hair on a person's body. People like this go to great lengths to hide their nasty hair during sexual encounters (i.e. having sex in the dark).
Duder 1: "Oh yeah dude I LOVE 69, but I can't do it with the lights on."
Duder 2: "Why the hell not?"
Duder 1: "Because my girl saw my hairy ass last time and said it was nasty. So, I gotta make sure the lights are off so it's incognito bush son!"
Duder 2: "Ha Ha dude! That's so sad that you have to hide that thing!"
Duder 2: "Why the hell not?"
Duder 1: "Because my girl saw my hairy ass last time and said it was nasty. So, I gotta make sure the lights are off so it's incognito bush son!"
Duder 2: "Ha Ha dude! That's so sad that you have to hide that thing!"
by westfalia May 11, 2010
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by PeaTearGriffin May 13, 2005
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The face one makes when skyping a friend but continues to surf the web forgetting that the friend can see your face.
Guy1: Dude look at this chicks face she forget we were here
Guy2: Yea bro her Incognito Skypeato face is almost as good as her O-face.
Guy2: Yea bro her Incognito Skypeato face is almost as good as her O-face.
by Frank the Ellien October 10, 2011
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Guy: why are 14 year olds matching with me when my age preference is set to 16-17
Mate: it's them incognito slapper s again or you're lying and actually a nonce
Mate: it's them incognito slapper s again or you're lying and actually a nonce
by Swiperswipesright June 23, 2017
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Man 2- Nah man, I saw her in the club last night, she is a incognito hoe
Man 2- Nah man, I saw her in the club last night, she is a incognito hoe
by El blanco Jesus June 1, 2019
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Ted: No. I am Howard. I don't know Ted.
Garth: Oh, you're practicing your incognition. I see. Goodbye, "Howard."
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Garth: Oh, you're practicing your incognition. I see. Goodbye, "Howard."
by Uzekh April 19, 2022
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by cjkline83 April 1, 2008
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