Faith-based Initiative

An underfunded or unfunded initiative or program set forth by the current bush administration where the recipients would be better off praying for results than to expect them to come from the program.

The bush administration announced their new faith-based initiative, a health insurance program - where participants are to pray to God they don't get sick.

by Bo Dizzle September 16, 2008

Fraternity Initiation

A Fraternity Initiation is a series of tasks a guy has to perform or endure to become a member.

Yeah ... I belonged to a fraternity before I came to the Academy -- Once, as part of my Fraternity Initiation - they gave me 300 mg of some boner-maker drug, duct-taped me naked and blindfolded to a flagpole, white-washed and "decorated" my body and genitals, and jacked me off with a Fleshlight several times while they took videos of me.

by USAF Cadet April 2, 2021

The Tom Perkins Initiative

A post recession initiative set out by the 1% lead by Tom Perkins. With a net worth of over $8 Billion and growing, Tom has set out to save the 1% by declaring that the richest 1% are more equal than the rest of the 99%. Therefore, a person paying their fair share of taxes should get that equally in votes. Thus, eroding any opportunity of an American Dream and deeming the rest of the 99% unimportant. Some theories around the Initiative of the 1% are giving Tom Perkins all the money in the world and have him playfully wave it in the presence of starving children while dropping off the worlds currency to other billionaires who follow in his footsteps. Tom has devoted his life to money and feels that the Initiative to save the 1% ties in to how valued you are as a human being.

Person A: It's crazy to see in the future that there are less and less scientists and more and more McDonalds factory workers making ends meat.

Person B: True. The news just wrote a story about The Tom Perkins Initiative and it's role in turning all College Institutions in the last 30 years into Corporations to enhance shareholder value.

by oj.did.itzzz February 22, 2014

Chronic Scotch Imitation Disorder

When you hang around Irish or Scottish People so much too the point where you start imitating them and have a hard time breaking the habit

A:How'r u doin

B:what?
A:Sorry i Have Chronic Scotch Imitation Disorder

by satcheltotheface October 12, 2017

The Horizon Initiative

a bunch of people in a religious congregation that also don't like the SCP Foundation. so yeah, obviously they have guns because THATS WHAT REAL CHRISTANS DO YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (and I can't stress this enough) HAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW.

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THI Guy 1: Help me! I've been shot!
THI Guy 2: God, may you please bless this man with good health... As we're members of The Horizon Initiative...
SCP-343: Uh... give me sloppy toppy and then I'll do it.

by man of many mans August 26, 2023

Mustache Mafia Initiation

A series of embarassing and discusting things that you must go through in order to be inducted into the Mustache Mafia.

Ewww... you have to do the Mustache Mafia Initiation. Good Luck with that!!

by katielynncourtt March 24, 2011

imitation nigger

Imitation nigger is what black people actually call themselves. According to them, the "real niggers are the white man and the white woman."

We are but imitation niggers.

by KristyT March 2, 2007