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I Don't Know, Can You

A simple phrase, but usually uttered by trash human beings. Usually it is a sarcastic response after someone says "Can I ....... (Enter More Sentence Here)?" If someone says this near you, you may want to exclude them from your friend list.
Person 1: "Can I get a drink of water?"
Person 2: "I don't know, CAN YOU?"
by Mr. EEEEEEE October 28, 2019
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What you say when caught in the middle between 2 of your enemies/unpleasant problems personified as people

When you don’t know what’s worse or better in a situation determinate of 2 or more parties
*uncle and stepdad fighting over who’s going to Molest the 14 yr old daughter

Daughter: tf ?

God: even i don’t know who to root for
by ben&scarys October 6, 2022
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I don't feel so good

A sentence said by Peter Parker (Spider-man) before turning to dust and dying. If saying this in front of a marvel stan or tom holland stan, it could cost a punch, slap etc.
'Mister Stark, I don't feel so good.'
'You're alright'
by _lestranger October 10, 2018
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national I don’t give a fuck about what national day it is

January 1 to December 31, I don't give a fuck about what national day it is, so fuck off.
Friend, “ Hey you hear about national grab ass day?”

Me, “ No you hear about national I don’t give a fuck about what national day it is?”
Friend, “No, when is it?”
Me, “ Ok, well it’s today, so fuck off
by HairyMeatball April 11, 2019
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i don't give a fuck

I don't give a fuck about you.
by Steaver370 May 27, 2004
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iDontpaytaxes

The newest product from the richest company on the planet that utilizes slave labor in third world countries to charge outrageous prices for out-dated products.
Dude, I'm so taking the lead from my corporate icon and not paying taxes cause iDontpaytaxes. Have you seen the tiny little screen on my phone?
by appleSUX May 21, 2013
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I don't give a shit

When you do a half ass job at work because you have no interest in it and have no passion because everything seems blah blah blah!
"I went to work and did a half ass job on everything and got fired! I don't give a shit!"
by Seth Martin Dresser October 15, 2018
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