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by *INTENSE MOANING AND SCREAMIN* March 11, 2022

where is your god now

A common phrase tagged onto an image or web page so terrifyingly weird that it makes you question if god exists. Most often seen associated with the rubber-faced Burger King mascot. Also appears in religious sources (Psalm 42:3, 10; 115:2) and in a famous fictional debate between reason and faith.

Person1: I got some used panties from a vending machine in Japan. They came with a photo of the last person who wore them. And it was a dude.
Person2: WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?

by Stefan Gagne June 7, 2005

lirielle is our god | thanos thicc 😩 squad

they are fucking nonces

have u heard of lirielle is our god | thanos thicc 😩 squad
yeah they are nonces

by willneisasquare May 30, 2019

god is in the tub

A phrase originated by Miss Alli of Television Without Pity, a website devoted to television shows. The phrase is used to combat a reality show contestant who feels the need to pray to god to help them get through their task or win the game. God does not stop to interfere with reality shows and you should think of him as in the tub. Like when you're a kid and you're mom is in the tub, you should let her enjoy her alone time. She should not be bothered. God is in the tub.

Just jump off the cliff already and stop praying. God is in the tub.

by briang July 20, 2004

God is dead. The fire is gone.

A phrase said by Gabriel from Ultrakill. Sometimes used by people to display futility or hopelessness

some dude:"P-Please, Gabriel, See reason! The council follows the will of the father! You seek to go against our creato-"

Gabriel: "Face it, brother. God is dead. The fire is gone. You're chasing phantoms."

by GabrielJudgeOfHell August 17, 2023

OH MY GOD IS THAT A CHICKEN

Hey, I’m just quoting Kylie Jenner. . . .

KRIS: Kylie Jenner, please report to the foyer; I have a surprise for you . . . !
KYLIE: Oh my God, is that a chicken?

OH MY GOD IS THAT A CHICKEN

by The Nightmare Hour May 28, 2018

there is no God

What one says upon discovering something truly, unimaginably awful, so awful, in fact, that it causes one to cast aside the remaining shreds of belief one clung to for years that there is any meaningful order to the universe, much less an intelligent designer of said universe

Guy #1: "Did you hear Sherri Shepherd's getting her own sitcom on Lifetime?"

Guy #2: "There is no God."

by lexiphile March 5, 2009