Kill the Irishman is definitely up there with other great gangster movies like American Gangster and Public Enemies.
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Get the Kill the Irishman mug.Independent woman who is a goal setter and achiever but who may come off a little too stern, but only due to her down-to-earth beauty and personality. She is a theif of hearts but a giver of hope.
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Is the nicest person you will ever meet she really knows how to make you smile she is also considerate And loves to listen
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Get the irish mug.A story, usually told by one of Irish descent, that may have a clear beginning and end but takes drastic, seemingly pointless turns throughout. The story is, in all likelihood, also completely bullshit, but not necessarily. Elements of the story may also just be exaggerated for comedic or dramatic effect, leaving the story to otherwise be truthful.
Popularized by the SleepyCabin Podcast, but likely familiar to anyone of Irish descent.
Popularized by the SleepyCabin Podcast, but likely familiar to anyone of Irish descent.
SleepyCast E9
NIALL: This is how tragic my life is: My dad used to take me out fishing, and we used to go about five times each summer for years, and we never once caught a fish between us. But, like, I was so bad at it that once, I pissed my pants, and my dad was so disappointed that we didn't catch a fish and that I pissed my pants.
ZACH: Did you piss your pants because you didn't catch a fish, or were you nervous? What'd you piss your pants for?
NIALL: I just pissed my pants.
JEFF: What is it with these stories Irishmen tell? "This one time I went to the lake and...I pissed my pants, then uh...someone threw a rock at me. The end!" I don't know what it is with these stories you guys-...you and Chris are like: "This one time I was running down the road, and there was a bug, and I stepped on it, and someone...spit in my eye. I had the worst day ever because someone spit in my eye!"
STAMPER: THAT'S SO TRUE!! THAT IS SO TRUE!!! Your stories are so all over the place!
NIALL: But...if you let me finish my story, it wouldn't be so all over the fucking place!
STAMPER: IT ALREADY IS ALL OVER THE PLACE!!
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STAMPER: Oh, my God, dude, Niall. If you were a hitman, you would be like, "Alright, so I went up to the top of the bell tower...and I had the guy in my sight...and then I put my gun down and I ate a chocolate bar...and then I went back and..." It's like, what does the chocolate bar have to do with you killing somebody? THOSE ARE IRISH STORIES!!"' (Irish Story)
NIALL: This is how tragic my life is: My dad used to take me out fishing, and we used to go about five times each summer for years, and we never once caught a fish between us. But, like, I was so bad at it that once, I pissed my pants, and my dad was so disappointed that we didn't catch a fish and that I pissed my pants.
ZACH: Did you piss your pants because you didn't catch a fish, or were you nervous? What'd you piss your pants for?
NIALL: I just pissed my pants.
JEFF: What is it with these stories Irishmen tell? "This one time I went to the lake and...I pissed my pants, then uh...someone threw a rock at me. The end!" I don't know what it is with these stories you guys-...you and Chris are like: "This one time I was running down the road, and there was a bug, and I stepped on it, and someone...spit in my eye. I had the worst day ever because someone spit in my eye!"
STAMPER: THAT'S SO TRUE!! THAT IS SO TRUE!!! Your stories are so all over the place!
NIALL: But...if you let me finish my story, it wouldn't be so all over the fucking place!
STAMPER: IT ALREADY IS ALL OVER THE PLACE!!
...
STAMPER: Oh, my God, dude, Niall. If you were a hitman, you would be like, "Alright, so I went up to the top of the bell tower...and I had the guy in my sight...and then I put my gun down and I ate a chocolate bar...and then I went back and..." It's like, what does the chocolate bar have to do with you killing somebody? THOSE ARE IRISH STORIES!!"' (Irish Story)
by munchiesnOOb September 15, 2021
Get the Irish Story mug.Jake: Remember how Ricky and Dotty used to be friends with us and other people that we know?
Greta: Yes, I do remember that. Wait, what did they do to no longer be friends with us and other people that we know?
Jake: Well, they decided to drop out of School and join ISIS.
Greta: Why would they do that?
Jake: I guess they're into murder, rape, goat fucking and blowing up stuff.
Greta: Sounds like that they hated their family and that is absolutely disgusting.
Jake: It is very likely that they did and yes it is.
Greta: That is very shameful, but then again, we did see some shady shit from them while they were still in School before they made this ill-fated decision that you just told me that they did.
Greta: Yes, I do remember that. Wait, what did they do to no longer be friends with us and other people that we know?
Jake: Well, they decided to drop out of School and join ISIS.
Greta: Why would they do that?
Jake: I guess they're into murder, rape, goat fucking and blowing up stuff.
Greta: Sounds like that they hated their family and that is absolutely disgusting.
Jake: It is very likely that they did and yes it is.
Greta: That is very shameful, but then again, we did see some shady shit from them while they were still in School before they made this ill-fated decision that you just told me that they did.
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Get the ISIS mug.Coined by Bill the Butcher (Daniel Day-Lewis) in the film Gangs of New York, when interrogating the man who tried to assassinate him. Possibly one of the most imaginative and lyrical insults of this century.
You motherwhoring irish nigger... You see this knife? I'm gonna teach you to speak English with this fucking knife!
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