iPad kid 2.0

Karl Jacob's. If you look closely he also sneezes like an iPad kid.

Person 1:Hey, did you see that?
Person 2: No, what?
Person 1: Karl just sneezed like an iPad kid! Hes like iPad kid 2.0

by Coscot.plclace May 3, 2021

iPatch

An iPod or similar device which contains only pirated songs or videos.

"Oh yeah, I have the new Kevin Smith flick. I'll give you a copy, let me get it off my iPatch."

by Nobody-Special March 16, 2009

ipad kid

quackity.

*quackity coughs*
chat: “you cough like an ipad kid”

by js155 April 9, 2021

ipad kid

Dumbass kids who grew up with an tablet/electronic device and lack social skills or common sense they bring there face to the iPad instead of the iPad to there face typically sit with the iPad on there lap and have there face over the ipad

Fucking iPad kid

by Koocies February 11, 2021

ipad kid

quackity. it’s quackity. that’s all.

quackity: *does anything*
everybody: “IPAD KID”

by anonymous April 8, 2021

ipaddict

Noun: One who was addicted to the iPad before it ever came out and now won't shut up about them or hear a bad word spoken about how transformative they are. Usually uses the phrase "I hold the internet in my hands" excessively.

Don't even go near him with that laptop, he's an iPaddict.

by pages2type April 6, 2010

crusty ipad kid

that one cocomelon loving 6 year old old whose ipad is constantly encrusted in a thick layer of cheeto dust and snot.

dude that freaking crusty ipad kid just sneezed on his sister!
what do you expect? cocomelon doesn't teach you manners

by ilovecrabrangoons52 March 9, 2022