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Flick of impotence

The act of flicking one's erect penis consequently resulting in total flaccidity (loss of erection)
Tossy: "Hey guys quickly pass me a condom, the two whores in the next room are keen on a threesome with me!!"

*Soggy flicks tossan's penis*

Tossy: "Ouch what the fuck was that for? The whores are going to sleep soon and now im struggling to get it back up..."

Soggy: "You have just been hit with the flick of impotence!!"
by gigi paks December 22, 2010
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Sussy baka imposter balls

When you have much sex with a female but your chode is so wide that she queefs very loudly and it smells like cookies and then you realize that girl is actually santa claus!!1!1!!!1!!!
I had some nice sussy baka imposter balls last night with yur mum
by THEdarren!1!1 September 15, 2021
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impotent rage

A feeling of intense anger, anxiety, and panic over something/someone, coupled with a complete lack of power to do anything about it. Typically experienced by keyboard warriors when confronted on their most cherished ideals and beliefs.

Sufferers of Impotent Rage Syndrome may experience : dizziness, headaches, fainting, stress-eating, hair-loss, upset stomach, irritable bowel syndrome, grinding teeth down to short pointy nubs, threatening strangers online, and inability to perform sexually.
Dominic just sits at his computer all day throwing hysterical fits at people . He really should step away from his keyboard and let go of all that impotent rage, before it eats away at him.
by LordHotPie May 15, 2019
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impossigifter

Is a person who is impossible to buy a gift for. This could be because they have everything, or are extremely fussy, or return everything you give them.
My friend is an impossigifter. I can't seem to find her a good birthday gift, because everytime I give her something, she always returns it.
by suzgirl January 17, 2017
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the impossible situp

when one bounds another across the head with a shirt and tells him to attempt to do a situp while an acomplice drops his pants and points his ass at the person doing the situp, at which time the shirt is released and the one attempting his the ass with his face
Damn, me and jorge got albert so good with that impossible situp.
by Combat 84 June 30, 2004
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when the imposter is SUS!!! ๐Ÿ˜ณ

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Important Videos

A playlist that resides in the bowels of YouTube, upon completion of this holy list, Ones soul will be torn from their body and they will live on forever as a Meme Lord, If however when the playlist is completed, conversion to an all powerful Meme Lord is rejected, the person will suffer a slow and painful death sometime within the next 24 hours, some speculate that this is because the Elder Meme Lords cannot trust mere mortals with the secrets which lie within the depths of this blessed list.
Person 1: I finished watching Important Videos last night, the ending was kinda anticlimactic
Person 2: *single tear rolls down cheek* I'll remember you.
by TheLoafBloke March 28, 2017
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