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I'm not a cat 

An incident that happened on 9 February, 2021 when Presidio County Attorney Rod Ponton arrived in Zoom court in the form of a fluffy white and brown kitten. He said the now-viral line "I'm not a cat" in a state of confusion and panic as he realised that he could not turn the filter off. The cat filter is a default software from an old Dell computer from the late 00's.
Rod: *Shows up as a cat*
Others: *weird looks*
Rod: *PANICS* "I'm here live, I'm not a cat".
I'm not a cat by Pewkiplier February 12, 2021

I'm not gonna lie 

A term that when prefixed to a statement does more damage than good. Its purpose is to state that you are about to tell the truth about something. However, If one has to use this statement, it can be concluded that when that same person does not use this statement then they are lying, because when they are telling the truth, they state that they are about to tell the truth by saying, "I’m not gonna lie..."

So this statement, in effect, when used, devalues any potential credibility one once had as an honest and truthful person when they are not using the statement.

It is synonymous with: to tell you the truth, honestly, actually, as a matter of fact, in fact , truthfully
I'm not gonna lie, she is looking fine.

I'm not gonna lie, this taste terrible.

I'm not gonna lie, you are really good at what you do.
I'm not gonna lie by morgantj September 19, 2009

I'm not trying to start shit 

The phrase that you use right before you tell someone something that you know will start a lot of shit.
I'm not trying to start shit but Ty called your mother a whore.

i'm not finished with you 

(wrestling) When you think Braun Strowman is done hurting you, and you realize that he isn't.
After getting my arm broken by Braun Strowman, I was loaded into an ambulance. When I got in, I heard a loud voice yell, "I'm not finished with you!" Strowman then tipped over the ambulance with me still inside.

I'm not just sure, i'm HIV positive

That cartman says when he is asked if he is sure.
episode 1201
Butters:Are you sure we should be doing this?
Cartman:Butters, i'm not just sure, i'm HIV positive!
Butters: OH well i guess thats true..