I'm not gay seat

Seat that you leave empty between two males sitting next to each other. Also can be satisfied by finding a female to sit inbetween them.

Walt: let's go see a movie
James: alright, but this time leave the i'm not gay seat between us, so some hot chicks like last time won't think we're fucking fags.
Walt: it's alright, we're having this babe hayley come too, and she'll sit between us.
James: cool.

by James Gutierrez May 17, 2007

I'm I gay?

Why the f*ck are you searching im i gay? You clearly know your not so why bother searching im i gay huh?

Guy: i'm I gay?

Other Guy: yes your gay

by Bruh idk ok May 12, 2021

I'm too gay for this

When you are gay and you see a cute girl/boy. Or someone straight tries too flirt with you.

Example 1:
Girl 1: omg, that Girl is so cute!
Girl 2: Yeah, I'm too gay for this.
Example 2:
Random dude:hello there cutie
Me:oh no, I'm too gay for this.

by Gayguuurl August 15, 2019

I'm not gay, but $20 is $20

A saying that refers to someone agreeing to do something gay as long as they are making money out of it. This includes kissing, but can extend to other more interesting activities.

"20 bucks if you kiss Steve"
"Sure"
"Wait, what? You're serious?"
"I'm not gay, but $20 is $20"

by Cyberspaxz September 22, 2023

gay i'm mom

A great way to come out to your mother

"Gay I'm mom"
"I mean mom, I'm gay! God dammit I screw everything up!"

by no boii February 23, 2017

I'm gay

When the class clown say I'm gay it's always to make people laugh, and in fact, he is the most straightest in the room.

Oh shoot that guy is HOT! I think I'm gay

by anonymous December 6, 2023

You all are gay i'm normal

When all people in a group chat act like gays.

Created in a group chat from a guy names Nils

"You all are gay I'm normal"

by xxxmeowchanxxx July 25, 2017