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hypermetacognition

When I wondered if the police officer would believe that Jacob knew that he was on to him, it was an example of hypermetacognition.
by dickface cockmaster January 24, 2011
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hibertexting

The progressive form of the verb "hibertext"
An act involving an individual who neglects and/or ignores all of their friends when they are texting a boy/girl whom they are interested in.
I haven't seen or heard from Benny since he started hibertexting Daisy 5 months ago.
by anonymous July 26, 2017
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Hypertension

Hypertension is a long-term health condition whereby the blood pressure in the arteries is constantly elevated. Blood pressure is the pressure of the blood within blood vessels and is measured in ‘millimetres of mercury’ (mmHg) using two numbers; for example, 120/80mmHg.

According to the NHS, more than one in four adults in the UK have high blood pressure but many won’t even realise it. The only way to find out is by having your blood pressure checked.

Noticeable symptoms of hypertension are rare as the only time someone will notice symptoms of hypertension will be when their blood pressure reaches dangerously high levels. This is known as hypertensive crisis and the symptoms for this include severe headaches and anxiety, chest pain and an irregular heartbeat.

Hypertension puts lots of strain on blood vessels, the heart and other vital organs such as the kidneys. Having high blood pressure increases the risk of the following serious, and potentially life-threatening medical conditions:

Heart Disease.
Heart Attacks.
Kidney Disease.
Vascular dementia.
Strokes.
Heart Failure.
Ways of treating and managing hypertension include:

Watching your diet – Avoid foods high in saturated fat and sugar. Replace them with fruits and vegetables.
Leading an active lifestyle – Begin adding more exercise to your day. Start by walking regularly and then move onto jogging if you can.
My friend has hypertension.
by beny325893276 June 17, 2019
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Hypertoothpickemia

A high presence of toothpicks in blood.

Hyper: High
Toothpick: Toothpick
Emia: Presence in blood

First came about with some folks in a YouTube comment section on a video about a similar topic.
A woman was admitted to the hospital with severe gut pain, she had hypertoothpickemia.
by CatmintTangleTabby October 8, 2020
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hypersexual

an obsession with sexual thoughts, urges, or behaviors that may cause distress or that negatively affects health, job, or relationships
You hear that hypersexual narb kissed two best-friends consecutivley?
by jankjawn January 30, 2023
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Hypersexual

Someone that's excessively interested or involved in having sex/sexual activity, male or female.
Another word for "hoe" can be hypersexual.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant June 14, 2005
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hyperventilate

What all the cool kids were doing at elementary school to render themselves unconscious.
Greg deliberately hyperventilated until he passed out, and all the other kids clapped and cheered.
by Bloopy April 9, 2005
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