A condition meaning you are out of your mind and need to slow down a bit. Plus cut down on all the sugary sweets.
"Dave just jumped up and down on that old woman's dog then rugby tackled her!"
"It must be hyperactivity from all those sugary sweets."
"It must be hyperactivity from all those sugary sweets."
by mr ninja November 10, 2006
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A brief synopsis of the involved superheroes and how they got their powers:
The Hyper Heroes - Fighting For the Glory of Good
Hyperactive Man: Struck by special lightning.
HellMan: Murdered and went to Hell, but made a deal with Satan to avenge his death in return for supernatural powers.
Dr. Pepper: Exposed to radioactive fumes after exploding a uranium bomb made from the eponymous soft drink.
Nose-Lick Boy: Snorted a black radioactive substance thinking it was cocaine.
Captain Obvious: Spilled radioactive goo on his telephone while working as a telemarketer.
The Terrorizers - Dedicated to Destroy
Berserker Man: Performed nightmarish experiments on himself in his basement.
Polish Sausage Man: Ate a polish sausage which had been exposed to unique radioactive chemicals.
Polish Sausage Boy: The offspring of Polish Sausage Man after he got his powers.
Semen Man: Had sex with a couple who had been exposed to unstable chemicals.
Junk Man: Ate a purple sandwich out of a dumpster that had been exposed to radioactive chemicals.
A brief synopsis of the involved superheroes and how they got their powers:
The Hyper Heroes - Fighting For the Glory of Good
Hyperactive Man: Struck by special lightning.
HellMan: Murdered and went to Hell, but made a deal with Satan to avenge his death in return for supernatural powers.
Dr. Pepper: Exposed to radioactive fumes after exploding a uranium bomb made from the eponymous soft drink.
Nose-Lick Boy: Snorted a black radioactive substance thinking it was cocaine.
Captain Obvious: Spilled radioactive goo on his telephone while working as a telemarketer.
The Terrorizers - Dedicated to Destroy
Berserker Man: Performed nightmarish experiments on himself in his basement.
Polish Sausage Man: Ate a polish sausage which had been exposed to unique radioactive chemicals.
Polish Sausage Boy: The offspring of Polish Sausage Man after he got his powers.
Semen Man: Had sex with a couple who had been exposed to unstable chemicals.
Junk Man: Ate a purple sandwich out of a dumpster that had been exposed to radioactive chemicals.
Person 1 - "We're the creators of the Hyperactive Man saga."
Person 2 - "The Hyperactive Man Saga? What the fuck is that?"
Person 1 - "Allow me to explain..."
Person 2 - "The Hyperactive Man Saga? What the fuck is that?"
Person 1 - "Allow me to explain..."
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For all the silly self-obsessed people who use the term "I need to hydrate" when normal people would say "I need a drink of water."
For all the silly self-obsessed people who use the term "I need to hydrate" when normal people would say "I need a drink of water."
Hey buddy, let's go hyperdrate. You bring the case of beer to pound down, then tomorrow we can drink water 'til the faucet goes dry. Don't you mean "hydrate?" Nope, that's for idiots who think their new word for drinking water makes a difference when they exercise. Ours will make a difference when we drink too much while laughing at them exercising. You're right, pass the beer, "let's hyperdrate!"
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