hypixel

A decease, hypixel is equal to terminal brain cancer.
The community is a bunch of 5 year olds unsure if they are playing minecraft or playing in a fucking primary school sandbox.
The staff is even worse, they seem to confuse hackers with legit players. Leaving the hackers on the server and banning the rest.

You are a hypixel to our society!

by SomeGuylololol October 19, 2015

Hypixel Watchdog

an anticheat that bans legit players but ignores macroers

Player 1 : Dude how did you get banned?

Player 2 : Because Hypixel Watchdog is trash

by Skwidify April 19, 2022

Hypixel Kid

A kid that exclusively plays on minigame servers on minecraft
Is usually seen with badlion client and sweating in bedwars or skywars. These kids often suck at anything that isnt pvp related and have never defeated the ender dragon in survival.
It is common for a hypixel kid to have purchased a rank on hypixel or mineplex

Look at that hypixel kid, he's on his fiftieth game of bedwars today!

by davıdovskı January 18, 2020

Hypixel SS

The best hypixel sniping group.

HypixelSSONTOP

Hypixel SS is a better sniping group than Xylans

Hypixel SS member Charlie is so hot

by swan#1945 April 13, 2022

hofix

When you need to get laid and either have not, cannot, or refuse. Similar to a hotfix for software purposes, a hofix is a quick stop-gap measure to stop someone from being an insufferable asshole by getting them laid.

"Ann Coulter would be so much less of a bitch if they'd simply get her a hofix"

"I was in critical state until I deployed a hofix which will keep me running at capacity at least through the holidays"

by Marcellita November 22, 2011

Hypixel

Both a minecraft player and server. It homes technoblade, tommyinnit, timedeo, pigicial and many more youtubers/streamers and normal folks who just wanna have some fun. It has some amazing games like skyblock, bedwars, tnt run, dungeons and again, many more. It is also one of the biggest public minecraft servers.

Java kid: Yo, you wanna play some hypixel? I have 10 million coins and some extra armour I could lend you.

Xbox kid: Nah, I’m playing mineplex. Go do your basic b stuff.

Java kid: I mean yeah it’s basic but mineplex is just a rip off.

by ~spoooogyny~ May 12, 2020

Hypixel Egirl

Hypixel thot or girl that flirts with u so u can give them a rank higher than vip+, sometimes they leave u after u bought them a rank. they mostly falsely love u.

hypixel egirl: hey wanna party on hypixel, im an egirl
hypixel eboy: uhh ok but why?
hypixel egirl: *starts flirting*
hypixel egirl: now buy me a rank

by CrispyTheCat April 27, 2020