Velvet Hurricane

An extremely good blow job involving mouth, hands, tongue, all working together in fast extreme motions like a hurricane but soft like velvet for great pleasure. Pretty much the most amazing thing ever. Porn star grade head. Definitely as good as sex. End result is loud moaning and extreme body tension and pulsating.

-"Dude that was like the best head I've ever gotten. It was like a... velvet hurricane!"

-"I definitely just got a velvet hurricane. It was awesome!"

by John the Baptist 69 June 12, 2011

hurri-kanye

When someone interrupts your speach to indirectly insult you.

Did you see the hurri-kanye in the middle of the VMA's last night?

by The White Tiger July 8, 2010

hurricane ethel

Drink of choice of Bay Area rap icon E-40. Here go the recipe, in his own words: "151 Bacardi Dark, Bacardi Light, Triple Sec, Grenadine, pineapple juice, and an empty container of Arrowhead water. Put it all in one and you got some good shit." I assume a Poland Spring bottle will also suffice for those of us on the East Coast.

"If you ain't got your Hurricane Ethel, you best go fetch it ASAP."

by Joe Shizzle September 16, 2004

Hurriwang

A hurriwang occurs when you run around naked and your penis is flopping around.

My hurriwang was an H5 and tore the roof off my girlfriend's house!

by Um-Be-Dee-Dum-Bajorf December 6, 2004

hurr

Not originally from jerkcity! >.< blarg!

Originally a charcitature of a dumb sounding laugh "hurr hurr hurr"

1. An idiot's laugh
2. An alternate version of "duh" for use on really fucking stupid people.
3. A greeting
4. Something to say when there's nothing else to say.
5. An exclamation which basic meaning is "oh how obvious!"

1.
You: <tells a joke>
Idiot: hurr hurr hurr!

2.
Idiot: Wow I didn't know post it notes came in other colors!
You: Hurr.

3.
Person: yo, what's up?
You: HURR!!

4.
Person: And then he died.
You: hurr.

5.
You: Fuck, it wasn't plugged in after all! Hurr!

by NecroVMX June 28, 2003

carolina hurricanes

A NHL hockey team that was formerly called the Hartford Whalers, part of the Southeast Divison.
The Stanley Cup Champions of 2006, led by capitan Rod Brind'Amour and Con Smythe Trophy winner (Goalie) Cam Ward.
Located in Raleigh, North Carolina, they are owned by Peter Karmanos and the General Manager is Jim Rutherford and they play in the RBC Center.
Nicknamed the 'Canes.
One of the most famous players was former capitan Ron Francis.
They won the first Major League title for North Carolina.

The Carolina Hurricanes are the best team in the NHL in 2006.

by Mrs. Eric Staal June 26, 2006

Hurrikate

Pro osu! player, Twitch streamer and YouTuber, an "omg, I just hit a thing" guy, osu! speedrunner
Also known as: maze guy, der wald guy, furrikate, hurriballs hddtfl when?

Just another day on Hurrikate stream:
What?
*clicking noises and happy music*
*breathes in*
*pogs*
*looks at the camera while pogging*
*looks away whilst pogging*
*looks back but smiling*
*japanese music plays*
*starts standing to show superiority*
wHaT!
*Looks at the chat*
wHaT tHe FaK?!
WhAt ThE fAK???
WHA-

by MegaMix_Craft July 14, 2021