Hurking

The act of doing, or partisipating in an event or activity, in which you have to participate to discover what it is, instead of asking before hand.

Hey babe, want to go hurking this weekend?

by 212Jmo March 4, 2009

Hurkia

Hurkea’s nasty little sIut/ known ped/ likes musty ngas/ Hurkea’s bestie

Hurkea owns Hurkia

by Knovzie September 25, 2021

Hurking

Enormous, heavy, imposing. Often used for exaggerated or comic effect, especially when added to another indicator of size (e.g., "big hurking" or "huge hurking"). Compare: huge, beefy. Likely a Pacific Northwest regionalism (see examples, the first 5 of which come from authors who report their location as Washington State). Anecdotally, the word has been in regional use in this sense since at least the 1990s.

"the path to the boat is blocked by a hurking snow plow blade and mount" (Rob Phillips, "Months away from fishing is starting to take its toll," Yakima Herald-Republic, Jan. 11, 2022)

"I saw a father teaching his daughter how to roller skate – with these huge hurking skates that just really didn’t do much more than make noise" (Tom Roush Blog, "Plastic skates and Daddy’s arms", July 29, 2010)

"the Titan isn't up to that huge hurking Ram 2500 diesel's fuel mileage" (user Steamguy on TitanTalk user forum, Jan. 7, 2005)

"a big hurking battery... fell into disrepair when I couldn't pay my mortgage" (Tim Trimbath, author of "Dream. Invest. Live.," blog post dated July 22, 2014)

"a big hurking bowl noodle. The only time I’ve ever seen anything this size before when not a fresh udon bowl was the Nissin Souper Meals." (Hans Lienesch, The Ramen Rater blog, review of Paldo King Cup Kimchi Pot Stew Instant Noodle, Jan. 30, 2011)

"It's a big hurking sandwich, yea with fries on it" (TripAdvisor review of restaurant in Lutz, Florida)

by AnotherBoredLawyer October 24, 2022

Attila Hürkecz

Állandóan késik ez a geci

Attila Hürkecz megin késik

by AteezFox June 20, 2022

Hurky jerky

When Skipping or lag occurs in Video games, Computer or Console.

A lack of fluid Movement and a general bogged down feeling.

"When Playing Halo 2, On big time battles, The action can get pretty Hurky jerky."

by Spotted Sea Cow April 11, 2005

Hurkle

Once upon a time, there lived a little boy, his name was Hurk. He lived in the town of Beans and Fruit. He lived with his older brother Derp and little brother Herp. He was kiddnape by the Evil witch Ray Leota and her man slave Moe Lester. He was tortured senselessly for SEVEN EONS by branding him with burning marshmellows on sticks and wipping him with wire hangers. Once a momma's boy, now a MAN and a half, he sought revenge aganist his captors (after they let him go). He traveled (TO THE FUTURE! ! !)in order to defeat his makers. Which he did. He killed them, ripped out their hearts, and ate them in order to contain their souls for the rest of eternity. When he returned to Beans and Fruit, his brothers noticed his changed bersonality. THEN HE KILLED THEM! AND ATE THEIR SOULS! So when you walk through the night with a boner and no hot girls to bang, this is considerer a "hurkle." But maybe your mom will take it in the ear. BOOOOOMMMMM! !

To "hurkle" is to hurl monkeys of the Golden Gate Bridge in order to please the wandering deity, Bastar the Wanderer

Guy 1: Maaaan...I have such a HURKLE! ! ! You think there's a chick around her to do?

Guy 2: Only your mom.

Guy 3: BOOOOOMMMMM! !

by XxBastar The WandererxX October 21, 2011

Hurky jerky

lack of fluidity when braking in an automobile

Hey! Dude! Watch the Hurky jerkies I can't write without my pen going all over the page

by NPH August 7, 2005