Hubert Moszka

The owner of SCPSL. Has a redbull addiction. Does not like pings.

@Hubert Moszka#7777

by ALPHA_sh March 24, 2019

Humbert

1. An adult (usually male) who harbors and/or expresses inappropriate affections for a minor. From the character of the same name in Vladmir Nabokov's infamous novel Lolita.

2. An inanimate object of the same description.

"My French teacher just stares at the cheerleaders all during class. He's such a Humbert!"

by loveyouto October 1, 2005

Herbert-Hurl

To puke and pass out at the same time. Based on the events of George H.W. Bush passing out and throwing up on the Japanese Prime Minister's lap at a banquet.

Japanese dude: How did the banquet go last night?
Kiichi Miyazawa (Prime Minister): Great, up until President Bush "Herbert-hurled" on my lap.

by The Hobo Hunter June 11, 2016

saint hubert

aka usually known as “hoeberts” is where all the hoes go who get passes around by judge boys

Ava: Did you see Emily is going to Huberts??
Kenzie: No wonder she’s going to saint hubert.

by iamTHATgirleveryonehates September 7, 2021

Humberto

A name for anyone who is inherently awesome . Humbertos are known to be trustworthy and noble. They are full of courage and stamina . Humbertos are chivalrous and kind.

Woman : Ahhh that man stole my purse ?

Humberto: I'll get him!
Woman: Why,Humberto,you saved the day!

by i<3humbertoes February 4, 2012

Herbert

Its origin of the name comes from Britain and can be defined as to be successful or a bright person. In very rare cases the name as been linked to hispanics as well or as either a first or last name. They are very deep thinkers and are usually the voice of reason, though not very assertive in displaying their impressive deductive and inductive reasoning skills they tend to around the right moment. In addition they also enjoy adventure and getting out a lot. They are calm, compassionate, genuine, and can handle large amounts of stress without letting anyone know, in part because they prefer to not bring anyone down with their own dramas. Herberts may appear as though they're very nice and innocent, but tend to contain a dark deviant side to them. They usually don't like following certain rules & will sometimes challenge them. Though they have good control of their deviance when intoxicated they usually tend to let it out.

"Oh sounds like Herbert is having a blast!"

"Come on man, its Herbert, of course he's smart."

"Herbert is always acting silly."

"Ya Herbert always has creative imagination."

by Herbert2010 February 23, 2010

Humbert

The narrator of Vladimir Nabokov's 'Lolita'. Humbert (who is about 36) falls in love with Lolita (who is around 12 when he first meets her), and the two have a bizarre sexual relationship, even though he is her stepfather. Humbert is a complex character, and despite the fact he ruined Lolita's childhood, readers often end up pitying him at the end of the book, when he declares his love for Lolita and tries to fix what he has done by trying to protect Lolita.

Teacher : It's not wrong to feel sorry for Humbert when you finish the book.

by HelloHumbert August 8, 2013