Jenny Humphrey

One of the bests characters from Gossip Girl, although the show tries to make us see her as a villain, her storylines are one of the bests of the show and it's the only character whose story is different each time (not like Serena's one for example, which consists on her getting a new bf)

She's the most mistreated character and the writers did her dirty

She represents indepedence and female empowerment by doing multiple things like finding her true style and essence without caring about society

The GG fandom (girls mostly) is usually misogynist towards her, while they praise a man who has attemped to r4pe women multiple times

Blair and her are a power couple

-Wow, Jenny Humphrey really is the best Gossip Girl character...
-So true bestie

by Sknre November 22, 2020

humphreyfromdetroit

Humphreyfromdetroit is a instagram influencer with a decent amount of followers. He gets tons of girls and hella woman want him.

He posts white women every Wednesday, humphrey is the best meme page out there !

Omg did you see humphreyfromdetroit is here at our school today!! I’m gonna try to get his autograph and picture!!!

by I love humphrey November 24, 2021

Matthew Humphries

A man who lived amongst the albanian rebels in the war of 5079 BC, where robot super mutants were led by none other than the infamous Kenny fucking Powers. Matthew Humphries led his human duck people to peace on earth after 347 grueling years of gory battle. After the war was over Matthew S. Humphries returned to Valhalla for 7,073 years of feast and slumber. Some believe he will be reborn in the year of 1994 as a mortal, to save the earth and lead his human army against the perverse grasps of the astronaut llama invaders from pluto.

In the final battle of 5079 Matthew Humphries through a mechano-spear through Kenny Powers loveless heart.

by Kushpig December 2, 2011

Humptied

When you set down your glass piece in a stupid way and it falls over and cracks

"I put the bowl into my oil rig to see if it would work and set it down for one second and it immediately tipped over and humptied."

by Pozoe June 7, 2015

Humphrey Bogart cheeseburger

A fat cheeseburger who is obsessed with having plastic surgery to look like Bogart. He thinks he is quirky for wearing 3 masks on top of each other. He also hates Elvis because Bogart rivals the gigachad.

Look at that ugly man, he is Humphrey Bogart cheeseburger.

by MichellePeck June 22, 2021

Humphrey Loduha

A well-renown- war general from the eighth century who was the bedrock of the Loduhan dynasty, which originates from the Loduhan Culture. He started traditions that include bow hunt or die bumper sticker on vehicles. In 832, he built the Loduhan chateau, which is located near a bunch of liberals, and a hippie coffee shop. A common stopping place for the Loduhas after mass in the 500 year old church Jesus built. Humphrey was vehemently against building bus stops due to the rapid urbanization of the city. He was the igniter for the strongest dynasties in the world.

So class what did Humphrey Loduha
(Kid raises hand)
Kid says, Chateau
Teacher says no, the absolute worst, half sheet of paper!
Teachers asks questions, where did the Loduhan Clan of the 9th century originate?
Who led the clan?
Dumb kid says for first one Canada, teacher says you guys suck
Other kid says Barack Obama
Teacher says no,
then the smart kid says Humphrey Loduha,
Teacher bends down and anoints and kisses forehead of smart kid.

by thefarm May 16, 2022

rusty humphrey

The act of performing cunnilingus on a woman that has recently defecated and did not wipe.

Dude she made me give her a rusty humphrey when she found out I had sex with her sister.

by ballsmcgee2010 January 4, 2010