hump trophy

A cute child created from a sexual act, the fruit of your loins, procreation of a mini-me.

"How many hump trophies do you have?" "I have two hump trophies that I am aware of but there could be more that I don't know about, since I love to spread my Jiz everywhere." "Aleksandr is my only hump trophy, I am one and done!"

by DDshmutzy June 4, 2018

The humpers

Omfg, when a desperately horny guy wants to fuck any and everything, including dry humping the air while walking, just so he can attempt to bust a nut.

Reba boom is so stupid, he walks around with the humpers like nobody can see him. Someone get that man a Fleshlight!!!! Or a blow up doll.

by Noresun2noAmy2 November 1, 2021

Cactus Humper

When a person the shaves their nederlands and it grows back to a stub and tears up their partner.

Man my g/f really turned me into a Cactus Humper last night.

by BoXeR311 January 9, 2005

Pump and Hump

When a woman's breast milk is used as a sexual lubricant.

"My wife is still breastfeeding, so I asked if she was down for a pump and hump."

by Fappus the Bold April 10, 2009

humpcatting

The act of thrusting one's hips forward and launching a projectile panther from one's crotch. Best depicted in the video "Powerthirst 2." Its creation has been credited to you, because you are "too energetic for normal sports."

"Similar to Bear Blasting"

Person 1: "Hey, do you want to play some football?"

Person 2: "No, but I've been practicing my humpcatting!"

by Dorthu January 12, 2008

over the hump

This idiom has several meanings:

1. over the most difficult part of something; past a midpoint of something, but not in relation to a particular age.

2. intoxicated on a drug(s).

3. an album by the band called the Kelly Family in 2004.

Things will be easy from now on. When you get over the hump, life is so much better.

Make me over the hump.

Benny is over the hump now. He is way stoned. This stuff makes you sick at first. Then suddenly you are over the hump and floating.

by Krumpsley February 5, 2012

hump-catting

While sometimes regarded as a "Side-Effect" of drinking PowerThirst, it is, in actuality, a Crystal Meth induced ability to Emit, or Blast Out prismatic Cheetahs/Leopards (depending on the user, and extent of use) from the Chest or Groin regions.

The Many-Colored Felines travel with such force that even Andre the Giant would have no Hope of withstanding the Impact.

"Alright bitch, empty the register, or I will hump-cat your brown ass!"

"Dude, I'm so fucking methed-out, I think I'm gonna start hump-catting!"

"And then, out of nowhere... Boosh! He fuckin' hump-catted me and stole my wallet!"

by Malachi Tate June 19, 2008