When a Jewish man ejaculates profusely onto a person’s external body part (i.e. all over the ass, all over the tits, etc.) and kills six-million Jews in the process.
by DolceGabbanaMarcy January 8, 2020
Get the hummelcaust mug.A tricky sex act whereby a blow job receiver, after copping a saltyload of man love, and prior to swallowing, withdraws the member slowly from their mouth creating a white hanging stream of 'nut goo' between the bottom lip and the 'eye of the storm' resembling a hammock. Those with additional prowess, and controlled suction, can perform the 'retractable hammock' which involved sucking in the spanned length of the hammock at such a speed that it doesn't hit the chin, almost an impossibility.
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by Tibby McAwesome August 29, 2012
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I knew I was in a Virginia hammock when my wife started talking about her parents and they were also my parents.
by Blue Balls Battalion June 9, 2014
Get the virginia hammock mug.When someone who does not partake in lower body grooming can braid the genital and anal hairs together in a mini hammock.
After quarantine, Mikey’s ball hair was so long he was finally able to make a Mediterranean hammock.
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Get the Mediterranean Hammock mug.When a woman's underwear, whether unintentionally or by design, rides up between her outer labia but remains covering her clitoris and inner labia. The strip of fabric harkens to the image of a small hammock for the clitoris.
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