Humbert

another word for the left nipple

Dude my humbert is burnin'

by Humbertnib April 20, 2008

Humberto

And crazy cat Mann that has 2 cats and a dog

Humberto aka bob the builder

by Gkkfkfkjc November 19, 2018

Humbertico

A fast ass mofo that runs fast as fuck. He has no problem telling belen they blow at every sport cuz he know they soft. He got pride in columbus and is part of one of the best teams in the nation. He also sleeps in mostly every class and is failing chemistry

-girl #1- Damn look at that kid run, hes sexy as fuhh. -girl #2- Yeah it must be humbertico

by straitoffdaraft December 15, 2010

Humberto

A small kid that likes Gisselle and he will soon marry her because he stalks her

Uh look it's the Gisselle lover aka Humberto

by ☆Saint☆ February 8, 2017

Humberto

A bald man who waxes their hair every three weeks

This bowling ball looks like Humberto.
Humberto0: i suck ur toes now i angery

also calvo is spanish for bald so he gets more mad

by Bowoil Mother please no November 5, 2019

Humbernate

Comes from mixing Human Hibernation
To Hibernate a guy or a girl till you can fuck them

-You should fuck stacy
-Nah man, im still dating Karen. I'll humbernate stacy till i break up.

by mypseudowhat? June 7, 2016

humbertman

Biggest Dick on RSP , handsome as fuck

That giraffe is as big as humbertman's penis

by Humbaby April 20, 2017