Humberto

King and ruler of the people of Nicaruagua. Also Dictator who eats his boogers and smells howling monkey balls. Wears his cermonial wardrobe and gets coke points from, the trash from his Aunt who dives in garbage cans. Also known as Don Burto. DOn Burto is a graduate from Processor University and has flung poop everywhere.

Hi im Humberto and I'M RICH BITCH I own the whole country so say hello to my little friend Eduardo. He is my servant.

by Flinger,king,monkey,fling,Nicaragua February 5, 2008

Humberto

A guy who like a girl name ruby but if he gets to ask her out she will say no

Humberto: Ruby want to go out with me

Ruby: NO sorry

Humberto: lol you thought

by Hellomydudez December 15, 2017

Humberto

(Noun)
A catfish who is an actual loser and is nothing more than a two-faced liar.

Becky: God, he is such an humberto!
Amy: I know! Ugh!

by nuglet March 9, 2017

Humbert

another word for the left nipple

Dude my humbert is burnin'

by Humbertnib April 20, 2008

Humberto

And crazy cat Mann that has 2 cats and a dog

Humberto aka bob the builder

by Gkkfkfkjc November 19, 2018

Humbertico

A fast ass mofo that runs fast as fuck. He has no problem telling belen they blow at every sport cuz he know they soft. He got pride in columbus and is part of one of the best teams in the nation. He also sleeps in mostly every class and is failing chemistry

-girl #1- Damn look at that kid run, hes sexy as fuhh. -girl #2- Yeah it must be humbertico

by straitoffdaraft December 15, 2010

Humberto

A small kid that likes Gisselle and he will soon marry her because he stalks her

Uh look it's the Gisselle lover aka Humberto

by ☆Saint☆ February 8, 2017