hamato

the best family, the hamato family! the family the ninja turtles are from

person 1:they are cool
person 2:yeah because they are hamato's

by don_the_boss August 25, 2021

Boner Hematoma

The bruising a dick gets when you screw a very skinny girl.

Jeff: Hey Mike, I finally screwed Heather last night.

Mike: Was it good or what?

Jeff: Not really. She's so skinny I got a boner hematoma.

by patsguy June 18, 2011

hematophage

1) a creature that drinks blood. Not to be mistaken with a vampire.

Person 1: "OW! I just got bit by a mosquito/bat/Cullen!"
Person 2: "Stupid hematophages."

by tiagirl December 6, 2010

HumanTorch

One who is on fire or can create fire with mind

Joel Saville

Character from fantastic four comics and movie

A person who generates massive amounts of body heat

"Wow, he is like a humantorch"

"Have you seen the fantastic four with the humantorch?"

by wre r u April 14, 2009

fo sheezy, hematocheezy

A statement of acknowledgement, occurring with or without thoughtful head-nodding, that follows the question "Does this patient have blood mixed in with his stool?" Often overheard at St. Michael's Hospital in Toronto.

Doctor: "All right, everyone. Now that we have ruled out epistaxis and melena, would it be fair to say that the blood mixed in with the stool is in fact hematochezia?"

Hip-Hop Medical student "fo sheezy, hematocheezy."

by rapmasta April 8, 2004

humavore

Something that eats humans.

Sharks are humavores, and so was Jeffry Dahmer.

by Chris Paladino November 11, 2003

Humanocentricity

Similar to geocentricity ((earth-centered cosmos) referencing a human centred world view that relegates all other life forms to a secondary and much inferior position. This allows for a usury of non-humans sentient life without moral compunction.

Why don't you step on bugs, then?

Because I do not subscribe to the humanocentricity belief that only human life is sacred, actually.

by plat0 June 29, 2010