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Humarachnophobia

The fear that spiders have of humans.

Come on. You don't really expect that kind of sheer terror to go just one way, do you?
"Eeeeek! Oh, shit! " squealed Harold the brown recluse spider, frantically trying to climb back up to the ceiling of the campground outhouse after a camper daylighted him with a head lamp.

"Calm the frig down!" yelled his exhausted wife, tending to their egg sack in a large crack in the roof. "You've got to get out more, and deal with this Humarachnophobia problem of yours! You're going to traumatize our hundreds of children!"
by Scribester March 11, 2018
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Humanager

The non-binary/gender neutral way of referring to a manager who is gender non-conforming/non-binary. It emphasizes their humanity over everything. This is similar to "personager".
My humanager is awesome. I really enjoy working with them.

Have you ever had a humanager before? They are the best!
by LingDanc803 February 13, 2023
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HumancentiPad

is the first episode of the fifteenth season of the American animated television series South Park, and the 210th episode of the series overall. It originally aired on Comedy Central in the United States on April 27, 2011. In the episode, Kyle is kidnapped after agreeing to an iTunes user agreement, and forced to become part of a "revolutionary new product" that is about to be launched by Apple. Meanwhile, Cartman, who has not acquired an Apple iPad, pesters his mother on the issue, drawing her ire.
HumancentiPad was written and directed by series co-creator Trey Parker, and was rated TV-MA-L in the United States. The episode's title, and main plot, refers to the 2009 film The Human Centipede (First Sequence). This episode parodies reports about tracking software built into Apple's iPads and iPhones, and also the tediously long end-user license agreements
by SPrice1980 October 5, 2023
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Humanrash

A surprise shared with friends and loved ones during times of unbridled celebration. The filling inside the humanrash comes in many different of colors.
Hey did you get a humanrash from Stan? Yeah, look at this. It's gross.
by Zev F March 25, 2024
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Humancentric Model

A framework focused on aligning power structures and societal systems around the collective well-being and flourishing of humanity. It emphasizes disrupting binaries, decentralizing power, and developing new incentive structures.
The humancentric model proposes a radical shift in how we organize society, urging policymakers to prioritize collective well-being over corporate profit and to create systems that empower communities rather than centralizing control in the hands of a few.
by NakedEdmund February 19, 2025
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