The consequence of a really, really bad vehicle accident, in which the occupant(s) of the vehicle(s) are converted to a substance resembling jam, which is then distributed over a considerable area.
"There was a crash on the southbound side of the expressway, some poor guy on a bike ended up as humanberry jam spread acoss three lanes....."
by eighthofseven December 27, 2007
Get the humanberry jam mug.homance (n): the intensely strong bond between two girls. If one was a boy, they would be dating. Signs of a homance often include squealing, hugging, inside jokes, strange coincidences, a secret language, bruises from affectionate actions, behavior seeming odd to anyone outside the homance, and having to explain that neither one of these girls are a lesbian.
Example:
Guy 1: Dude, why did those two girls just look at each other and scream and run across the hallway into each other's arms?
Guy 2: Oh them? Don't worry about it, they have a homance <3.
Guy 1: Dude, why did those two girls just look at each other and scream and run across the hallway into each other's arms?
Guy 2: Oh them? Don't worry about it, they have a homance <3.
by illloveeveryoneforever99 July 19, 2011
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Humanetics: The psychology of human interaction and dynamics, but goes deeper to a level of ones self communication and the self to raise ones awareness and consciousness in a positive way.
by polodog August 20, 2013
Get the Humanetics mug.the missing link between man and monkey created from hush experiments in italy, usa and china. oliver is widely known but there is another from china not as well known called yu wang.
Humanzee are fertile and can create their own offspring so oliver and yu wang could make baby humanzees
by charlie55 August 23, 2006
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by KelseyLee January 24, 2009
Get the Homance mug.When you have romantic relations with someone in which you don't wish to really romance. A "just sex" romance, if you will. Taking a girl out to wine and dine her = romance. Taking a girl home after a night out = homance
"I'm in the club looking for homance, not romance. Here you don't have to buy dinner to get laid ... just drinks and a cab ride home maybe. Homantic relationships are more economical, and well ... this is a bad economy"
by The Cason-Point March 21, 2010
Get the Homance mug.When a stupid ass man falls in love with a woman who always has and always will be a slut. Yet, he believes he is the one to change her, only to find out she is fucking all his friends.
Billie: Man, have you seen Jason?
Jeremy: Nah, he's got a major homance going on with his new girl.
Billie: For real?
Jeremy: Ya, I fucked her last night.
Jeremy: Nah, he's got a major homance going on with his new girl.
Billie: For real?
Jeremy: Ya, I fucked her last night.
by Mity J October 26, 2006
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