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Holster

To rest one's flaccid penis inside their partner's vagina. Usually done while post-coitus sleeping, but can be done without sexual intercourse. Spooning position works best, usually requires an erect penis for initial penetration.
I holstered inside my girl for 9 hours yesterday, my dick was pruned when I pulled it out!
by Dongo July 18, 2017
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Double Breasted Holster

A bra
Tom: So what did you do next??
Kraven: I unlocked her vj gate and removed her double breasted holster
by Use Water Gun February 24, 2019
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hotdog holster

I inserted my engorged wang into her hotdog holster.
by NickTheDick420 March 23, 2009
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Sausage Holster

Here, hide this in your Sausage Holster.
by JAbstract October 8, 2011
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Mitchum-Humsterfumper Disease

Mitchum-Humpsterfumper Disease, whereby a person is completely unable to process or rationalize the existence of eggs or egg byproducts.
Cloefus; Whoa, that bitch just got a plate of poached eggs dumped on her by that clumsy ass waitress, and she ain't doing nothing 'bout it, except stuffing her pie hole... Leroy; Man, that chick prolly has Mitchum-Humsterfumper disease, and she don't care 'bout no eggs running down her forehead! Yo
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bean holster

Dan: (hot girl walks in)Damn! Jamie I would love to flip her over squirt mustard down her back and slide my juicy stalk right into her bean holster.

Jamie: Who the fuck are you! Get away from me you drunk bastard!
by SunnyDelyght November 20, 2016
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hubster

Chris Alzona is my hubster.
by Matersin December 7, 2006
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