Huckabee

"Huckabee;" that moment when you think you're going to spit, but because of premature ejaculation and damn breathing you're forced to swallow.
"The other night at the glory hole I was going to spit, but the John on the other side totally Huckabeed me; I thought I was gonna hurl"
by pammywhammy January 04, 2015
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mike huckabee

an everyday type of good guy. a good ol' boy with gimmick sayings to act witty. a goofball that is popular among some of the people. see psuedo-conformist. he is an everyday good guy who shops Walmart and is a giving person. he is not pretentious nor passive aggressive. if you're real, you vote mike huckabee. all the pretentious hipsters voted for ron paul and democrat. mike is caring and heart warmingly real. WE ARE REAL.
mike huckabee is a heart warming good southerner with real conservative values. We, the walmart people, are real, not fake poser like psuedo-intellectuals he may be the next president. mike huckabee is the people. mike huckabee is a hip guy. if he was black i'd call him a real gangsta.
by eazy-x February 19, 2008
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Sarah Huckabee Sanders

An immoral, lying, self-deluded, bigoted Americhristian tm. Collects her earnings from the tip of Donald Dickweed Trumpknucklenoodle’s jelly bean sized, mushroom shaped excuse for a dick, every time he pisses forth some nonsense, she swallows it and recapitulates for the cameras.
Boy, oh boy, Sarah Huckabee Sanders sure does seem to believe that word vomit that just fell out of her face!
by Itoldyadontfuckwitme January 08, 2019
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Sarah Huckabee Sanders

1. The former lying Trump puppet posing as the Whitey House press secretary. Replaced by Kayleigh MAGA-Ninny to give the Trump cult the eye candy they had been missing (Sarah did not qualify as eye candy).

2. A 300lb cross dressing hillbilly goatfucker from some rural shithole in Arkan-slaw. Plans to run for governor of that state.

3. AKA Sarah Huckleberry Shitbag.
Sarah Huckabee Sanders is a big overgrown hound dawg and a lying piece of Trumpian shitclown.
by AntiGop March 03, 2021
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i heart huckabees

a sweet, funny, and charming movie about a young man's search to discover the meaning of life. in short, an existential comedy of sheer brilliance.
Mr. Hooten: God gave us oil! He gave it to us! How can God's gift be bad?
Tommy Corn: I don't know. He gave you a brain too and you messed that up pretty damn good.
by Indiefox August 11, 2005
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Huckabee

“She said it’s your baby? Thats Huckabee!”
by S7 Heisenberg February 03, 2019
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Huckabee

When a person gives such a rigorous handjob, that can cause skin irritation and chaffing on the penis. In worst cases, the skin on the penis begins to come off.
My dick was in pain after this girl Huckabeed me.
by snasa March 29, 2016
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