hauling ass

1. To Move at an Excessive speed

Man I was Hauling Ass on the freeway today win i was pulled over.

by BlackScorpion March 8, 2003

hurling hardon

When u have food poisoning but simultaneously horny. Therefore have no choice but to puke with a boner.

Before Herby could go down on dotty, just the act of kissing her lower back caused him to vomit naked with a raging stiffy. She was left with pink clit for 24 hrs after his hurling hardon.

by Herbothy May 10, 2018

Hauling Bacon

Moving at a fast rate of speed > 25mph

Kevin was Hauling Bacon at Windham Ski Resort

by KevinLL December 23, 2014

Halina

a girl who all the girls hate and all the guys want

girl: "ugh! i wish i was halina!"
boy: "damnnnn..check out halina"

by 5678someoneatemydick November 20, 2011

textual healing

the act of consoling someone via text message rather then taking the time to talk to them over the phone.

when i get that feeling... i need textual healing.

by adamtenspeed January 6, 2009

Hauling Ass

Moving at a highly high speed.

"Ass, we're hauling ass." - Rat Race

by Highly Evolved May 27, 2006

Hauling ass

A vehicle moving at an excessive speed or power with a medium to large payload. Possibly consisting of ass.

Jim the bus driver was sure hauling ass when he was late delivering the cheerleaders to the football game!

The Saturn V rocket was sure hauling ass when it launched it's six and a half million pounds off the launch pad.

by Boatman1912 April 14, 2015