Hefty Smenk

A person who is a violent af child. If he/she hears you saying something that offends them, even if it is heard from a far, they will immediately slap you silly into next Tuesday.

Roy: hey I heard that Matt is a Hefty Smenk
Steve: yea he a evil boi
Matt: *violently slaps you through the time vortex into next Tuesday*

by Jàmié April 10, 2019

big hefty

A particularly large and violent dump.

That big hefty nearly killed me, I need to stop eating so much Taco Bell.

by Tane S. September 4, 2013

hefty

A very large penis.

Damn Andrew, that dick is hefty!

by heftyboy August 31, 2011

Hefty Melon

when a girl is giving you a blow-job you pull out just before you cum, then cum in your hand and slap her in the face

Dude did you give your girlfriend a hefty melon yet

by Jubencio Ferreria March 15, 2010

Hefticles

Massive breasts of a fatty nature.

Check out those Hefticles. You'd get brain damage motor boating those.

by dyavoll May 21, 2011

Bun Hefty

Wanting to smoke marijuanna, craving the high that it gives one.

Arturo: Yo Vatto, you got any dro?
Hector: No Ese, i'm dry out of gyz.
Arturo: Shit homes, i'm really bun hefty!

by kilahAP August 28, 2009

hefty fine

the newest bloodhound gang album. it features the hit singles: foxtrot uniform charlie kilo and uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss

man hefty fine kicks ass! it only took them about five years to release new material.

by filthy gee January 1, 2006