Housered

When you’re just having fun in high school and your mom goes batshit crazy and pulls you out of school.

Friend “damn so many people got Housered after that party on Saturday “
Me “this world needs less Janet’s “

by BIGBLACKCLOCK69 December 3, 2017

Housecart

A homeless person’s shopping cart with all their possessions in it.

I don’t want to get ran over by a housecart in the parking lot.

by Daisy0210 February 18, 2022

Housered

Getting head while pooping.

Hey man, u got to try getting housered. ITS THE BEST.

by The poo woman April 19, 2024

housecooling party

the last party you throw before moving to a new house in the same city

K-man: oh shit is that a new tattoo on your arm?
Mattie: nah it's just a temporary one from abbie's housecooling party last night
K-man: housecooling party?
Mattie: yeah I guess she's moving to a new house but not a new city so this was one last hurrah at the old place
K-man: hell yeah. you should get that tattoo fr btw

by solar powered sprig May 4, 2025

Profile Housecleaning

Untagging yourself from less than desirable pictures on Facebook or deleting or changing certain aspects of your Facebook profile to make yourself seem cooler/better looking/funnier etc.

Person 1: Hey I tried to tag you in a couple photos from the new years album but it said you had already untagged yourself.

Person 2: Ya just doing a little profile housecleaning. I decided they were bringing my Facebook average down.

by RR360 January 12, 2010

Mississippi Housefire

When a guy has recently eaten spicy food and then eats a girl out . The vagina probably stings

I had sizzling fajitas 15 minutes ago with ghost pepper hot sauce so there’s going to be a Mississippi Housefire

by BGODMAFIA March 7, 2018

California Housecar

A dwelling on an automotive chassis often in poor operating condition and occupied by hippies, hipsters, and other smelly type of people often associated with the state of California. Also requires a Class C license to operate and can be found broken down on the side of major highways, department store parking lots, and beach parking lots with a parking boot attached.

my hippie friend Neil has a California Housecar on the beach

by McHaggis72018 May 26, 2022