Human Warehouse

Nursing or retirement home. Any place where people reside in numbers while waiting for the end of life.

I need to go see my grandma at the human warehouse.

by Quilly The Porcupine January 26, 2011

human larvae

definition mostly used for human spawn under the age of four.

the patrons in the restaurant were praying that the parents would take their tantrum throwing, human larvae anywhere else !

by sandy clawz December 25, 2011

Esprit D'Humanité

The feeling one gets when playing Cards Against Humanity. When the card you drew would have been perfect for the round you just played.

Goddamnit! I just drew "The Holocaust"! That would have been perfect for that last card! Such Esprit D'Humanité! - Disgruntled Cards Against Humanity player.

by Dr Johnsoñ January 27, 2014

Human Resources

Soulless, mendacious, spineless, shit-eating prick twisters who aren't smart enough to be lawyers or empathetic enough to be child molesters.

That lying fuckface Tim in HR won't do shit about my useless boss. Human Resources strikes again.

by NylonPimp January 16, 2017

W human

Generally means when a person is good , kind-hearted , and is considered “Winning in life” . W stands for “Win” or “Winner” here

Mr. Brian Smith is a very heartwarming person , he is a W human who makes everyone have that fuzzy feeling inside

by AGuyWantingToHelp July 1, 2022

Human Bath Mats

When midgets with dreadlocks lay face down on the ground. Commonly found in all the hottest New York clubs.

Man, did you see all the human bath mats in the party room?

by New York Stefon May 18, 2010

Human Punching Bag

That one person in your group of friends who just get's made fun of, beat up on, or just plain shit on, all the time.

"Gil is such a loser!" - Friend One
"Yeah Gil you suck!" - Friend Two
"Thanks, glad to be the human punching bag" - Gil

by Peter-Parker March 22, 2010