hotter than the devil's dick

Excrutiatingly hot and humid.

Man, its hotter than the devil's dick today!

by Lynniecat April 20, 2006

Hotter on Facebook theory

The theory that people always look hotter on facebook.

Usually caused through the use of photoshop to better ones self image and the picking of certain pictures that randomly happen to look better through lighting effects/angles.

Dude 1:WOAH did you see Anna's pictures on facebook?!?!
Dude 2:That chick is rape ugly in real life... man don't you know about the hotter on facebook theory???.... stay away

Dude 1:Ewww check out that chick over at that lunch table, it looks like a dog attacked her
Dude 2: WTF, I was checking her out on facebook last night and she was SMOKIN.

by flavorflav February 16, 2009

hotter than balls

When the weather is so damn hot, wet and humid, it's hotter than a man's balls. You're sweating so much that your pants stick to your ass and you just feel like shit.

My pants were tight, it was humid--I was hotter than balls.

by DPG60 June 15, 2007

doogie howser

Coined from the 80's TV Show of the same name, a "Doogie Howser" is some kid with a genius level IQ. They generally excel in all academics, and are smarter than their peers.

Phil: Hey Steve, it's Friday night! You wanna party?
Steve: No, I need to stay in and peruse my studies. I have that Calculus exam in a week, and I need to prepare myself.
Phil: Okay Doogie Howser...have fun nerding it up!

by ed rogers March 23, 2005

hotter than a three balled tom cat

Yet another Southern way to describe something as being extremely fucking hot.

Peggy Mae, turn down the fucking heat, it's hotter than a three balled tom cat in here!!!

by WesNile December 14, 2007

Hotter then a whore house on nickel night

1) Being unbearably hot or humid, to the point of complaining and whining.

Fade: Dam man this place is hotter then a whore house on nickel night!
The Buddy: I know someone needs to crank on the AC

by byBeardofZeus September 7, 2010

hotperson

a user on discord whos really nice, caring, and an amazing person. they're funny but also makes me want to say "kys." i also bust when she exists. they're a brit.

oh my god hotperson is online!

by mikasas wife March 28, 2021