FUCK! you all are wrong about the hot carl. the proper hot carl is is achieved by wrapping saran wrap around the face, yes, but you must remember to make a bowl out of the wrap inside of the mouth. then you take a shit in the bowl(this will work best with soft poo/diarrhea). Now for the finale. when you are about to come. you have to push your dick through the the saran wrap bowl so that the hot shit and come inters the mouth all at once. it really is a beautiful thing.
by A_HIZZLE November 16, 2008
The act of taking a shit on someone's face with Seran wrap over their face as to make you and/or your partner sexually aroused.
Especially cool if the Hot Carl-ee is a Chao to the Hot Carl-er
Especially cool if the Hot Carl-ee is a Chao to the Hot Carl-er
CHAO: Hey, dude, you wanna Hot Carl on my face?
ROBIN FAULKNER: Sure, dude I'm pretty full of shit right now.
CHAO: Oh, great, make sure you squeeze out all the liquid shit too, so I can suck it up with a straw later.
ROBIN FAULKNER: Sure, dude I'm pretty full of shit right now.
CHAO: Oh, great, make sure you squeeze out all the liquid shit too, so I can suck it up with a straw later.
by Matt Sutty June 23, 2007
a hot carl definitely entails shitting in a tube sock, then foxtailing that shit straight to someone's face, upon which you scream 'hot carl!'...sound effects are a plus
Jeremy was being a huge tool, so I decided to lay down the law and hot carl his ass. I put that fag in his place.
by Governor December 12, 2006
A hot carl is a sexual activity when a person takes a dump, drops a bomb, a dook, grows a tail, or shits on a person or persons' face. You can use seran wrap for better clean up, but going old school and not using the wrap will give you a "hot steaming carl".
I picked up a smelly pirate hooker last night and I would have paid $100 for a Hot Carl, but I didn't bring the seran wrap.
by Big Miami Al February 10, 2007
The act of shitting in a tube sock, then placing said sock in a microwave. After the poop is nice and liquified, then a hole is cut in the sock. Then you smack someone across the face.
Person 1:Did you see me give that guy a hot carl?
Person 2: Yea, he had so much shit all over his face, it was gross.
Person 2: Yea, he had so much shit all over his face, it was gross.
by HotCarler24 April 06, 2011
by coarfest September 05, 2006
by Tough Guy 1 May 25, 2008