Hot Pocket

Slang word for vagina

Damn, you'll need a safari hat to get through her hot pocket.

by TheAllAmericanPreacher May 6, 2015

Hot pocket

Giant pizza rolls
Retards with no brain cells think it means a woman's vagina

Guy 1: i like hot pockets
guy 2: As in va.....*gunshot*
Guy 1: *still holding gun* retard

by Jome Alma March 3, 2020

hot pocket

Pussy. The warm, moist inside of a pussy.

Damn look at the lips on that hot pocket, I'm trying to fuck!

by Ilovemesomeme February 17, 2006

Hot Pocket

This is when a male shits a fatty into her coochie and then rams it home.

*Only done by freaky Germans

by Diss-gust-ing September 18, 2003

Hot Pocket

When land a trick while skating (or don't land it) and one or both of your feet kinda fold up and you really feel it in your ankle. It hurts.

Dude: "Fuck dude, I just switch hardflip stairway but I got hot pockets on both feet!"
Other Dude: "You're feet can eat?"
Dude: "No dude, like I pressured my feet..."
Other Dude: "Like peer pressure??"
Dude: ".........You're an idiot."

by ANDYBOO January 5, 2008

hot pocket

When more than one friend has had sex with the same girl at different times.

I got drunk and took the hot pocket home last night.

by jb84 March 15, 2015

hot pocket

The act of farting in one's hand while cupped, thereafter quickly wafting toward anothers face and yelling, Hot Pocket!

"hey want a hot pocket?" (whoosh) "ohh gross!" "Ha Ha HOT POCKET!"

by J-WEEBLE April 19, 2004