by DirkDiggler April 11, 2003
Get the hoeman mug.1. A mythical beast who is half-man, half-horse, and prone to kleptomania. One may only hear the clattering of hooves and see the swishing of his tail around a corner before you realize that your stuff is gone.
2. A term of exasperation used when something goes awry.
2. A term of exasperation used when something goes awry.
1. Where's my ipod? (clip-clop, clip-clop, clip-clop), (swish). Oh goddamnit! Horseman took it.
2. If you knock over your beer on the table, not only wasting your beer but getting the table wet as well, and forcing you to go get a towell to clean it up while being ridiculed by your peers, you might be prone to yell out.... HORSEMAN!
2. If you knock over your beer on the table, not only wasting your beer but getting the table wet as well, and forcing you to go get a towell to clean it up while being ridiculed by your peers, you might be prone to yell out.... HORSEMAN!
by walrusjuice December 11, 2008
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When the driver, preferably girl, gives a blowjob to the passenger. Often confused with road dome. Except this gives off the appearance no one driving the car, like the headless horseman.
Heard he got road dome!!-Jeff
Nah bitch he got dat headless horseman shit, she was driving!!!-Grizzy
Nah bitch he got dat headless horseman shit, she was driving!!!-Grizzy
by HGrizzy July 2, 2011
Get the Headless Horseman mug.by MohammedMudSlap! September 28, 2008
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We were watching Romeo must die and Dave hosemastered the whole thing down to the aliyah song at the credits.
by Romeomustdie February 20, 2009
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