Getting Horsey

To 'get horsey' is to take ketamine

"We getting horsey tonight mate?"

"Again? I dunno man, I keep losing my shoes and I've only got this pair left."

by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011

horsey ride

a ride. given by one person, to another person. on their back. such as you were riding a horse.

sara gave kayla a horsey ride YAY HORSEY RIDE YAY

by your mom March 3, 2004

Horseyface

Horseyface (n). A term given to a monkey with a long strong face, similar to Barbaro. Horseyfaces are known for face slapping, belching, and being bad husbands. See also, Ruud Van Nistelrooy.

Why did Meggers ever agree to marrying Horseyface, that long faced 1/2 monkey 1/2 Seabiscuit?

by Monkey Gray October 31, 2007

Horsey

To behave in a wild or difficult manner.

"Man, these children are damn horsey tonight"

by Elise Thompson March 10, 2021

hornery

horny + ornery

The irritable state resulting from not getting any

Man, I'm so hornery that girls don't wanna talk to me, it's a vicious circle.

by gooberbigglesnot October 8, 2004

ride the horsey

A sexual act where the women is on top and rides the horsey (aka stud).

The man says "I have been on top for 15 minutes. If I lay on my back will you crawl on top and ride the horsey?"

by SAgent October 16, 2005

Horseradish Mustache

1) When one drinks a Bloody Mary too quickly, causing the horseradish to stick to one's upper lip, creating a mustache.

2) The residue or anal hair on one's upper lip resulting from performing oral sex on one's woman from the rear.

eg 1) "Hey Mike, them boys are drinkin' your Bloody Marys so quickly they gots them some horseradish mustaches! Yee haw!"

eg 2) "Dude, had a terrible night last night. Christina sat on my face and made me go down on her. Ended up with a horseradish mustache."

by halpwr August 11, 2010