tired and horny

me rn

i’m tired and horny

by LyonIsOffline May 21, 2021

Horny

A disease that spreads all world wide, its effects make you want to find a mating partner desperately and masturbate intensely.

"Hey Richard, Joseph got Horny"

by ManueleBonjele September 14, 2020

HOPPY HOLLOW SPLEEN

WHEN YOU HOP AROUND LIKE A JUNGLE BUNNY ON HOLLOWS EVE BEKUZ YOU TRIK OR TREATED IN THE GHETTO AND YOU GOT A NEEDLE STUCK IN YOUR SPLEEN KUZ SOME FOOL PUT IT IN YOUR BIT O HUNNY THATS WHAT HAPPENS ON HOPPY HOLLOW SPLEEN

OWW MY GUT HURTS IT MUST BE HOPPY HOLLOW SPLEEN AGAIN DAM CRACK HEADS POISOND MY TREATS AGAIN CRAZY SPOOKS

by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 30, 2011

hornyposting

When someone (usually on some sort of message board) posts about what is making them horny.

Person 1: Nicholas Cage is so fucking hot he makes me hard
Person 2: quit hornyposting faggot

by madisonyoom October 6, 2019

horny water syndrome

A common disease that affects many male swimmers annually especially ones named Joey and Issac. Once the entire body of the swimmer is covered in water before practice, pool enzymes and proteins enter the body and increase testosterone by 700%. This allows even the ugliest of bitches to appear sexy.

"I wanted that ugly ass mom to sit on my face. I guess that was the horny water syndrome at work."

by Jellyman4000 May 16, 2014

horny

Hornlike or resembling a horn. Bet you didn't expect that while scrolling through the erotic things other people have written.

"I'm horny."
"Really???"
"Yup, I have six horns. Horniest member of my Dragon Club."

by TheRogueToast June 28, 2018

Horny Toddler

A full grown and physically mature adult (18+) who is still a either still a virgin, a premature ejaculator or just plain sexually inexperienced.

GIRL, I threw myself at that horny toddler from the Popeyes Drive thru, we fucked for like 1.5 pumps and then he wanted to be held and shit.

by Ranchgirls November 2, 2020