Pornography of regret

Deep sense of moral decay a guy feels after wanking on a Playboy´s Centerfold.

Father... I confess that I regularly wank on Playboy´s Centerfolds.

Yours is a common symptom of pornography of regret.
Don´t worry Son... I used to wank on the photo on Aunt Jemima Buttermilk Complete Pancake & Waffle Mix.

That´s so sick, Father...!

Yeah Son... and well above racist wanking... but the pancakes were a hell of a treat!

by rperazag May 17, 2010

pornography

(1) Sexier than sex itself.
(2) Sexuality that is simulated, airbrushed, packaged and commoditized.

"At the heart of pornography is sexuality haunted by its own disappearance.” Jean Baudrillard

by DMNY July 7, 2006

hentagonal pornography

Another good couple of words for the actual word of Hentai with a little twist of awkward drawing shapes. Prolly made from bad artists.

Reks~ mmm Hentagonal Pornography is hawt hawt hawt

Jamie~ ...O rly? but seriously it is true

by PatBack December 11, 2006

Pornography of regret

Deep sense of moral decay a guy feels after wanking on a Playboy´s Centerfold.

Father... I confess that I regularly wank on Playboy´s Centerfolds.

Yours is a common symptom of pornography of regret.
Don´t worry Son... I used to wank on the photo on Aunt Jemima Buttermilk Complete Pancake & Waffle Mix.

That´s so sick, Father...!

Yeah Son... and well above racist wanking... but the pancakes were a hell of a treat!

by rperazag May 19, 2010

pornography

Explicit descriptions, picture, and/or video of sexual acts. Some people may consider it offensive, but many consider it to be a useful tool for masturbation.

When I went to Peoplefuckingeachother.com I saw some pornography.

by phi April 25, 2004

hotograph

Hotograph is the term used for an autograph from a hot person.It originated in the southern California region when a BMX show occured.

Katie:"Ohmigosh,that gorgeous BMX stuntsman just signed a hotograph for me!"
Kelly:"Oh yes!We have his hotograph now,I'm glad we asked him to sign something of ours!"

by K.W.K.A June 16, 2007

chornography

Chornography consists of any of a variety of household tasks or duties -- ranging from sweeping, laundry and dusting to closet organization or dish washing -- with the intent of eliciting sexual excitement. Most often employed by the male in a female/male household.

Petunia: "Last night, Antonio made a fabulous dinner, then cleaned up the kitchen, and THEN folded all the laundry! I have never been so turned on in my life!"

Buttercup: "Nothing like a little chornography to get a girl in the mood!"

by calicoblondie March 11, 2011