hornier than a two-dicked billy goat

Redneck terminology used throughout the old south; simile indicating one is extremely sexually aroused (i.e., other than eating, goats like nothing more than to fuck, therefore, a two-dicked billy goat would be beside himself wanting to fuck.) A common redneck pick-up line. Most common response to this redneck pick-up line? Me, too!

ooh-wee, look at that redhead yonder....she makes me hornier than a two-dicked billy goat!

by Rusty May 12, 2003

Hornism

Problem where you are always horny and want to fuck all the time

Hornista: Hey, wanna fuck?

Person: Whats your problem

Hornista: I suffer from Hornism

by Jackie Mother Fucking Chan May 9, 2009

honnies

1.Attractive girls
2.Sexy girls
3.Hot girls
4.Babes

He gets all the fine honnies

by ashley69101 January 12, 2009

Hornesty

When you’re horny but you’re honest about your expectations.

Dude 1: I told her my dick was ten inches long.

Dude 2: Bro that’s not very hornesty of you.

by Addeline August 15, 2019

Hornishame

The feeling of jerking off after looking at a classmates instagram post

Dude, I saw my friends mom and I got such a rager that I felt hornishamed

by Marthas_toes August 27, 2019

Hormies

The homies that make you horny and you make them horny

Homie 1: Bro you make me so horny can we have sex right now?
Homie 2: Ofc, we’re not homies no more, we’re hormies now.

by ⚠️ August 9, 2022

Christian horniness

The feeling of needing something you can't have yet. Horniness levels are highest in teens but they're not old enough to get married and do something about it.
So you and your boyfriend/girlfriend just have to sit quietly on your sexual needs until you can get that ring. And the only thing you can do to entertain the horniness or to feel better is just to talk about it and fantasize.✨
I wish you all luck in finding a partner who loves you enough to wait

Guy 1: "Damn, I'm horny😩"
Guy 2: "Don't you have a girlfriend? Why don't you guys have sex?"
Guy 1: "It's Christian horniness"

Girl 1: "Oh girl I know that look. You want it baddd😏"
Girl 2: "Bruh if we could fuck that'd be heavenly, but I can't cause we're not married yet"
Girl 1: "Oh dang you stuck with that Christian horniness huh?"

by CaptainFlapjacks October 24, 2023