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Kissing the homies goodnight 

Something we all do, kissing the homies goodnight, it is not gay

If you do not kiss the homies goodnight, go to bed
Joe: Sorry babe I was kissing the homies goodnight

Sarah: Isn’t that gay?

Joe: Look, if you say it is gay one more time I’m going to leave you

homiesexual

its a sexuality where we homies but it aint gay cause we’re just homies
person1: ay bruh u kiss yo homies gn?
person2: naw thats gay af
person1: nah its js homiesexual ! 👅
homiesexual by braayy March 1, 2019

homiesexual

when you act 100% gay with your friends but you’re actually straight
tyler: can i tickle your balls real quick?
jackson: no that’s gross!
tyler: don’t worry, it’s homiesexual
homiesexual by melody money June 23, 2022

Homiesexual

When you got to pull a favor for the boys. Such favors tend to be sexual, but non-homosexual.
Eating your boy's ass ain't homosexual it's homiesexual.
Homiesexual by Papa Wallams October 18, 2017
Friends, dudes, guys, buddies, pals, amigos, bros, chill partners.
When it was time to go I kissed the homies as is custom.
Homies by Kevin December 11, 2019

Homiesexual

Homiesexual is a sexuality, and is related to homosexuality and heterosexuality, you still maintain your heterosexual identity outside of your friendships, but when you’re interacting with your homies, it will be acceptable to make homosexual comments to them. Without the fear of being called gay. People who identify as a homiesexual, is free of using phrases such as “no homo” since their sexuality is already disclosed.
Person1 “Yo, homie! I see yo’ cute ass lookin’ nice and tight today, love you cutie.”
Person2 (Homie) “Aye, thanks homie! Yo’ sexy ass lookin’ fine too ;)”

Person3 (Observing Conversation) “Man, y’all a bunch of homiesexuals!”
Homiesexual by ej-elskakje-dej February 19, 2018
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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